It was me, Adam, Venomous, and Sipherix vs. dDc for four rounds. We would play two maps and get to be on each team once for each map. It was 5 points per team win. So we played four rounds, most points wins. We got pwned in our level, Dust 2, 5 to 1 on each team. Then on thier level Miami, we got owned the first round 5 to 1 again. The times when we won the 1 it ended up being only one of us left and three of them. It was always Venomous or Sipherix left. Then they would pull it out of thier ass and kill of the other three one at a time. So we had already lost but had to play the last game with us on counter terrorists on Miami. Again we were getting our asses handed to us and it was 0 to 4 on the last round. So with one game left to loose I decided to buy a riot shield for the last round just becuase I could. We all used the "follow the guy with the riot shield" plan. We owned them and got no fatalities on our team. I got 2 kills with my shield. Anyway, from there on in we tore up becuase we had money to buy better guns but mainly because I got 3 kills per round with the riot shield and only died once. After that they didn't want anymore of my riot shield. We did loose 8 to 19 though.
Result: Loss, gay factor 0
It was me, Siphilis, Turbo, and and someone else. Damn, its been a while since we played these guys. I can't remember at all. Anyway we played best 3 out of 5 maps and were only on one team on each map. We won all the maps about 5-1 and pretty much gave them an all around ass kicking.
Result: Win, gay factor +little kids
Appearently we kicked thier ass three times in a row. Too bad I wasn't there to make fun of all the whigger asses.
Result: Win, gay factor +alot
It was best 7 rounds in each map and best 2 out of 3 maps. Neocron, Fire, Blue, and ! were there. We lost Prodigy 7-3. Then they loaded Truth (I think). It was one of those really shitty and obscure maps that nobody ever plays. We lost the pistols round and then were pummeled by M4's. Here is how it happened:
4 guys with varying pistols
vs.
4 guys with silenced M4's, and lots of grenades.
You can do the math and figure out why we lost.
Result: Loss, gay factor +7
It was me, Fire, and Turbo vs. DnE in three games of Standard CS. They hosted all three games. We played SP Standard, you pick the map and they pick the team. We picked Officed and chose to terrorists in Office. We stated out good due to my sacrafice move to kill 2 of them but I died as well. Both Turbo and Fire got wasted by one guy and we lost the pistol round. Things got really bad from there on in and we lost Office 4-1. We chose to be terrorists in thier map Italy. I made up some pretty good plans that won us every round but one. We won Italy 4-1. For the tiebreaker we were having some problems agreeing on the map and team but we eventually worked it out and we were CT on Dust2. I made up a plan where I would rush short A, Fire would rush B, and Turbo just kinda did whatever the hell he felt like. The first round here, Turbo bough a defuse kit and glock for some reason; he decided not to have any body armour. Anyway it worked out for the best beuase Turbo glocked up the whole team getting 2 kills and severly damaging the 3rd guy. We cleaned up. From there on in, we bought and bunch of M4's and just gayed them to death. We won Dust2 4-0. They didn't like it and wanted another tiebreaker becuase they said this one was unfair, but they did agreed to it.
Result: Win. gay factor +4
It was me and Fire in a good old 2 vs. 2. Same rules as the match above. We played Miami as CTs and owned them every game execpt one in which we rushed too fast and too foolishly. We won Miami 4-1. Then we played Prodigy as Terrorists and ran into a few problems. We unsucessfully tried to rush A the first round and got wasted. The next round we were terrorists with glocks and they were CTs with a M4 and a Clarion. I got lucky; I rushed into their spawn and glocked both of them without a single bullet of help from fire. From there on in, we had guns and they didn't. We won Prodigy 4-1. Overall we just plain old out played them again.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
I did something foolish. I let Contr0l be in a clan match even though he has only had the game for a day. Anyway, in the previous game there were two clans playing, DnE and Pc. When Toenail siad he would invite us to the match I expected to beat up on DnE again, but these guys showed up instead. We got owned on Dust 2. Then we got shut out on Italy. Dust 2 was my fault. Italy got screwed up by all of us. I hate to say it but we got raped pretty bad. I should have known better...
Result: Loss. gay factor +3
It was me, Venomous, Adam, and Toenail vs. DOD (a european clan) in two rounds of bomb defusal CS. You had to play each map on both sides and accumulate the most total wins to win the map and best 2 out of 3 maps. We played thier map, Truth, first. We played a Terrorists first. The Ts have a bit of a disadvantage in this map but thanks to my excellent plans we won 11-3. Toenial and Vemomous were the top two scorers. Toenail only used a shotgun though. He owned them with a shotgun. Venomous got his kills when he was about the last guy left and then decided to own their whole team. I didn't do much besides plans. Adam didn't do anything except once: We all rushed B and were about to plant the bomb when we realized Adam had the bomb and had went A. Then they came out of hiding and raped all three of us. Adam planted the bomb at A but thier whole team kept looking for it at B. It blew and we won. We the beat their score on CT. We jsut tore them apart at our map, Vostok. They only won two matches on CT and then we beat thier score at it and won the map. Once again Toenail and Venomous got the kills, I did the plans, and Adam came out of nowhere with another miracle or two.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
It was me, Adam, and Sipherix vs. STK in two games of CS. We played the same rules as #11. They wanted Maimi for thier map and we owned them there 11-1. We scored twice as CT's and they lost he map. Then we loaded up Vostok and owned them on Terrorist 11-3. When we got three wins one of them left. We asked them if they had another guy and wanted to finish it with him. They siad no, and decided to leave and give us the win.
Result: Win, gay factor 0