It was Toenail and a sub player (who is also a former member) vs. DR in 2 games of TDM. This was kind of odd becuase it was a two on two, Toenail represented us, and Ninja represented |GOD|; but the other crew siad this wask OK and continued to play. We won Osiris 2, 40-1. Then we won Vidona 40- -2 and Ninja got the invinciblility award. Toenail got the most points in both of the games though.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
This clan match was accidentally deleted whilest I was updating the whole site by fixing the linking problems and such. As best as I can remember, it was Me, Adam, and WeaponF vs. AOL in three games of TDM. For AOL the infamous Tonio, Midget and Tomato (lardo) were there. In Asbestos we lost about 30 to 50. Tonio was bait. He just sat there with his shield gun and waited for us to come in and shoot at him. When we were all there, Tomato and Midget would do a quick hit and run with rockets, kills most of us, and hual. Tomato could often be seen hiding in the rafters becuase he wanted to keep his precious effieceny up (which he did but got few kills in Asbestos). WeaponF and Tomato had a sumo battle by the fan. WeaponF outwieghted Tomato by just a few tons and pushed him into the fan (-1 for AOL). We just got outsmarted. In Osiris 2, the lag was horrible. It was all becuase Tomato had to host. He might as well have gone to Africa and stole his modem from a tribe of bushmen. Anyway we got beat on this level about 25 to 50. The lag helped Tomato do very good and everyone else do very bad. Once, I shot Tomato and he started to bleed gravy all over the arena. Midget and Tonio kept slipping on the gravy and killing themselves. It was working well for us, until WeaponF got shot too. A whole thanksgiving dinner fell out of him, except it wasn't cooked. The swine, the three turkeys, and the donkey began to drink that Tomato's grease and we lost that critical adavantage. We ened up loosing.
Result: Loss, gay factor 0
It was me and GrandOne vs. JF in four games of TDM. We played two games of AA off reg. TDM and two games of AA off IG TDM. We owned in Osiris 2. Grandone had to die so I got the invincibility award. Grandone got most of the points in Osiris 2 though. We won 40-0. Then we played Molten and won 40-13. I got 4 of 4 awards. Then we played their setting on Insidious and lost 36-40. Grand did most of the work here. Gael had to be restarted becuase Grand's gun wouldn't shoot but when they did we were ready. We lost Gael 34-40. Overall, we had the most points and were therefore the winner of this cross gametype match up.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
Once again, it was me and GrandOne vs. some insta-gibbin' crew, ISG. We were going to match of bothn like the #92 but one of these guys was German, and he just wouldn't have any of regular weapons. GrandOne convinced me to play and IG only match and I agreed. Our level was Gael. We had a plan of get in one opposing corners and shoot them as they spawn. It worked really well. We won Geal 100 to 56. Grand completely swept the awards and got 73 kills. We tried to play on their server in Insidous but the spike lag was horrible. We eventually came to my server on Insidous. This match was a little closer but we still won 100 to 76. I barely lagged behind Grand in points but he did by far beat me in effeciency. They complained about lag but I really didn't feel like listening to them.
Resut: Win, gay factor +4
It was Adam and Toenial vs. H20 in a game of TDM and a game of CTF. In TDM they played Osiris 2. Relvib did good on the other team, but his partner, Whitesripes, got severly owned by Adam and Toenail. The match was close. During the match Adam's house caught on fire. There was a small kitchen fire but Adam kept playing. When it was tied 48-48 Adam had to leave becuase his dog just bit a policeman that had arrived. Adam hid behind a statue. Toenial tried to guard him and killed Whitestipes but was killed by Relvib. Relvib was just about to kill the AFC Adam but Adam came back just in time and shot Relvib in the face giving us the win 50-49. The CTF only lasted until we got first score the Relvib shut the server down.
Result: Win, gay factor +19
This was an AA on/off TDM crossover match where most points wins.. Me and Toenial we owing these two in AA off TDM until they started camping the bottom room in Osiris 2. They made a slight comeback but we still won 30-13. Then we played AA on Vidona owned. We had them down 8-0 at one point. Once agian they camped small areas with lightening guns and were making a comeback. From 27-20, they came back 27-26. But just as Toenail and I both were about one, the server went down. The guy restarded it and said his connection messed up and wanted to start over. I told him "no" becuase we already had enough points and had won. We did change characters between gametypes and they didn't though.
Result: Win, gay factor -1
All I have to say is wow. It was me, Adam, and Toenial vs. H20 in a game of TDM, CTF, and DD. We started off slow in the TDM becuase I hadn't played in a while and was doing shitty. Oh, the map was Osiris 2.I came back though to sweep the awards. We beat them 75-63 after making a sizable comeback. Then we had to play thier CTF game. We came out early witht the first score. Then they scored. We just gave Toenail the flag, let Adam defend, and let me kill Relvib and get our flag back. Non of us did our jobs very well except Toenail. Adam was the middle man who could attack or defend at will. It took about 30 minuntes but they won 3-5. No its time for the hard part. It was time to play Double Domination. We played Sun Temple. We got the first point and then they got one. We got another one and it stayed 2-1 for a while. There were countless numbers of close saves and sacrafice saves that barely pulled the team through. Same for H20. Somehow they scoreed twice and we only got one more and it was 3-4. By then there was only 12 minutes left on the clock. All they had to do is wait us out. Adam came up with the brillaint plan "kill like you've never killed before". And we did. We blew up in there, killed thier asses and scored one to tie it 4-4. It was tied 4-4 when there was only 4 minutes left on the clock. We were about to have to go into sudden death overtime. I'm not sure how, but we tagged both points and the time began. I was in B with Adam and Toenail was alone in A (I think). Toenail cleared out A but H2O Assualt was still shield gunning his way forward in B. Me and Adam both shot him at least once. When he was about walk over the point and stop us from winning, I did something desperate. I stood on the point, charged up three rockets, and shot the ground. I blew myself up but, more importantly I hit the ground at the same time H2O Assualt was about to tag our point. The blast sent him out of the way for 1 second we need to score. We got the point and won 5-4 , after we played for and hour. There was 45 seconds left on the clock when we won.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
It was me, Adam, and Toenial vs. AOL in two games of TDM. Tomato hosted Osiris 2. AOL's plan was just to camp out the bottom room and wait for us to come down there. I made sure that we didn't unless it was a quick hit and run by the elevator. The server was fine execpt for one horrible spike that happened in the beggining and cuased me to kill myself. Once they realized thed we weren't going to come down there, they began a systematic search of every room. If you found one, another would be right behind you. It was smart but really annoying. Adam made AOL Memphis his bitch. Adam racked up a lot of kills in Osiris and is probably the MVP of that match. We lost Osiris 2, 33-50. Then we played Asbestos on Adam's server. Our plan was camp the room that had all the health in it. The plan worked and we were up on AOL 8-1 at one point. But then Adam lost his damn mind. We told Adam not to leave the room unless he needs ammo. He left the room all the time and died. He kept charging and wanting to fight them 3 on 1. It didn't work out very well. Adam said he just wanted Ammo but its not worth dying over man. He died a lot. Adam only had 20% efficient, Toenail with 40% (becuase he tryed to hold the room without Adam and sometimes without me), and me with 56% efficient. I killed Tomato a lot in this round. I think he barely made 50% efficient because I killed him so much. I remember one time they rushed out room, Tomato got his fatness stuck one the hallways and we were trapped. There was no way out and we died.
Result: Loss, gay factor +5
It was Adam and Toenail vs. DSG in two games of CTF. Even though we are not a CTF clan Adam and Toenial played CTF with these guys. I forgot what levels they played but we lost 4-5 on both of them. The games were good and very long. According to Toenial: "We lost becuase Adam kept dying and not doing his jog." According to Adam: "We lost becuase we aren't a fucking CTF clan." Chances are they were both right.
Result: Loss, gay factor 0
These guys were and AA on clan that didn't know what AA was and played AA off with us. It was me and Teonail vs. Freak in two games of TDM. We beat them in Aqua Mortis 40-0. Me and Toenail both had the invinciblility award. We allowed them to get AA off characters for our level, Asbestos. They did a little better here. At one point it was 35-13 but me and Toenail kept getting real close to them with the shield gun and made them kill themselves. Also, Toenial only used the shield gun is Asbestos and he got 12 kills with it. We won Asbestos 40-0.
Result: Win, gay factor - 0
It was once again left up to me, Adam and Toenail to square off against Relvibs ever growing army of doom. The three of us totally pwned them in Asbestos. Adam got a lot of kills not not too much good effeciency. I did mediocre, but we all would have a done a lot better if we weren't sacraficing ourselves so that Toenail could get the invincibility award. Then we moved on to some super gay Lava Giant CTF. They played with former KSI Fireballs (really good CTF player) and we had problems. We lost the CTF round 3-5. The double domination wasn't quite as long this time. We played hard, desperatly, and lucky to win the DD 5-3. This is the last time we play H20. Perhaps now Relvibs Dark Army of the North is finally defeated.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
It was Toenail and Thorax vs. AC in two game of TDM. They are an AA on clan that wanted to play AA off. Well, we gave them AA off. We beat them 30-23 in Compressed. Toenail did most of the work. We also beat them 30-22 in Osiris 2. Toenail and Thorax did just about the same here.
Result: Win, gay factor -5
It was me, GrandOne and Toenail vs. DNB in two games of TDM. We lost their Vidona IG TDM, 55-75. But they got swamped in our Asbestos AA off Reg. TDM 75-17. We won becuase we had the most points of the combined games. GrandOne was the only one of us that did any good in IG. GrandOne also got the most points in our game but died the most. I missed the invinciblity award by one suicide.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
We pound relvib.
Win, gay factor 10
