This is my idea for what would make a great reality television series. The title would be "Real F***ing Life". The whole concept would be that the house is fully equipped with hidden video camera, like off the Truman Show. The only people that don't know they are on a show would be the people living in the house. Plus the show would only be on HBO. That way you can get all the swearing, sex, violence and everything else that happens in the house. I could only imagine what we would see. The daughter loosing her cherry in her parents bed. The son in the bathroom with his favorite issue of his father's porn magazine and a tub of vaseline. The mother having an affair with the next door neighbor. Lastly the father coming out of the closet as a transvestite. Oh the hilarious ventures that could happen.
An Open Letter to the Hollywood Bunch
Ok let's just say for a moment you bunch of pampered overpaid, unrealistic children had your way and the U.S.A didn't go into Iraq. Let's say that you really get your way and we destroy all our nuclear weapons and stick daisies in our gun barrels and sit around with some white wine and cheese and pat ourselves on the back, so proud of what we've done for world peace.
Let's say that we cut the military budget to just enough to keep the National Guard on hand to help out with floods and fires. Let's say that we close down our military bases all over the world and bring the troops home, increase our foreign aid and drop all the trade sanctions. I suppose that in your fantasy world this would create an utopian world where everybody would live in peace. After all, the great monster, the United States of America, the cause of all the world's trouble would have disbanded it's horrible military and certainly all the other countries of the world would follow suit. After all, they only arm themselves to defend their countries from the mean old U.S.A.
Why you bunch of pitiful, hypocritical, idiotic, spoiled mugwumps. Get your head out of the sand and smell the Trade Towers burning. Do you think that a trip to Iraq by Sean Penn did anything but encourage a wanton murderer to think that the people of the U.S.A. didn't have the nerve or the guts to fight him? Barbra Streisand's fanatical and hateful rankings about George Bush makes about as much sense as Michael Jackson hanging a baby over a railing.
You people need to get out of Hollywood once in a while and get out into the real world. You'd be surprised at the hostility you would find out here. Stop in at a truck stop and tell an overworked, long distance truck driver that you don't think Saddam Hussein is doing anything wrong. Tell a farmer with a couple of sons in the military that you think the United States has no right to defend itself. Go down to Baxley, Georgia and hold an anti-war rally and see what the folks down there think about you.
You people are some of the most disgusting examples of a waste of protoplasm I've ever had the displeasure to hear about. Sean Penn, you're a traitor to the United States of America. You gave aid and comfort to the enemy. How mnay American lives will your little, "fact finding trip" to Iraq cost? You encouraged Saddam to think that we didn't have the stomach for war. You people protect one of the most evil men on the face of this earth and won't lift a finger to save the life of an unborn baby. Freedom of choice you say?
Well I'm going to exercise some freedom of choice of my own. If I see any of your names on a marquee, I'm going to boycott the movie. I will completely stop going to movies if I have to. In most cases it certainly wouldn't be much of a loss. You scoff at our military who's boots you're not even worthy to shine. They go to battle and risk their lives so ingrates like you can live in luxury. The day of reckoning is coming when you will be faced with the undeniable truth that the war against Saddam Hussein is the war on terrorism.. America is in imminent danger. You're either for her or against her. There is no middle ground. I think we all know where you stand. What do you think?
God Bless America
Charlie Daniels
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That's when I couldn't stop laughing. Not for the fact that Lindsey believed him but for the excuse he used. My friend asked me if it's possible for a guy to do that. I said if it is then I don't know the trick. But here is what I would like to do. For anybody that comes to this website and reads this I want you to either: A) Register on Worstfucks and post about something like that happening to you or B) Email me and tell me if this is humanly possible for somebody to that and how they do it. I will post all the emails I receive on this on another page.