Terms | My Awakened Journal | Jokes | Awakened if.. | Groggy if.. |
Nov 26: Starting up again. The rest is easy, the awakened part of the site needs to be finished.
Stephen King novels are survival manuals for life
A tree is the scariest thing in the world *but* you've forgotten about your friend who is being possessed by an evil mage
You record everything, but there are never any records
You're clothes are going to burst into flames - So, you strip
You leave your house at 3 am to close the gates of hell
You medium George Washington
You're rituals often involved sky clad females, and the majority of your friends are male, and clothed
A spirit within you is sleeping with a spirit within your friend - and your girlfriend knows
You've faked a medium to get laid
You've watched Charmed and Buffy to answer your problems
You've met the Wish Master
Your angel comes to save the day - and you turn him down
You are the lady of the lake, or Merlin
Your duels include who can channel the greater evil
Turning into an evil wolven biped sounds like a good way to get a girl
You've destroyed more than 5 cars whilst ghost hunting
You assemble your "team" for a meeting after seeing the latest horror flick
An entire war gets moved because you couldn't make it
The eastern orthodox cross is the "symbol of all evil"
You're still waiting for your Hogwart's acceptance letter
More than half your bookshelf contains "to protect against..", but the world is still against you
Another magic person thinks you're acting weird
A graveyard sounds like a good first date
Composed By MARC, VINNIE, SHYLEEN, DENNIS, and NICKIE