::I JUST LOVE WEASELS! 

::Hey Saitou! How 'bout calling me Weasel Woman for a change? *wink wink!*

::Y'know, I wear my Oni costume day and night... may be they call me weasel girl 'cause I smell weasley....

::It smells more skunky to me....

::Hey Kenshin! Tell me how you look so womanly.... Mr. Aoshi seems to like you more than me...

::Kaoru! You're kimono's are ALWAYS so exquisite! And you NEVER wear the same one twice! Tell me your secret!

::Okina called me an angel! *sigh...* Nobody told me I was heavenly before...

::I'm sorry!

::Yoshi is my best friend!

:: I vow NEVER to get mad at anyone again!

::I'm sorry Mr. Aoshi... I didn't mean to take your trench coat away and give you a leather jacket instead... after all.... you also wear it day and night.... I care about you...I wouldn't want the other to call call you Skunk Boy, now do I?

::Here ya go Mr. Aoshi! Nice little cloth squares you can clean your new jacket with... they're such a nice color.... white and yellow... as if they're cut out of a ....coat?

::Aoshi's a jerk! 

::I cut those squares out for him.... and what does he do? Doesn't thank me... instead he faints!... Actually... he does look kinda sweet unconscious...I'll just wipe that drool off....there! He's looking better already!...

::Why is every body looking at me like that? Bikinis are very popular in the western countries, so why not in Japan?...

::Uncle Hannya.... can I ask you something? I've always wondered... umm.... why are you so ugly? Did you mom hit you that hard when you were a kid?

::I think I don't wanna be a ninja any more.... what's the use any way? EVERY ONE has a move that makes my Tikimo useless... so why bother?

::I have decided to convert to Christianity and I'm going to Holland to become a nun who will sing in the hills.... and I promise you....one day I'll be famous like that! More than I would ever be in a show with female look-alikes!

::Since I'm having no luck with Aoshi-sama... I'm gonna ask Megumi for lessons for how to steal someone else's boyfriend!

::EEK! MY LEGS ARE SHOWING!!!!!

::I'm a peace-time civilian....

::O' Uncle Shiki! You're strong... could you open this jar of caterpillars for me? I'm starved!

::Y'know... I don't think I deserve to be the leader of the Oni gang... after all, let's be fair... nobody chose me and I'm never in Edo anyway... so let's vote... since I'm too young... I refuse to be one of the candidates!

::I'm so ashamed of myself... I'm so old and I still don't wear a a kimono... I should have outgrown these shorts when I was ten... but Okina is such a cheap skate! After all, a kimono is our traditional dress and we should wear it! It represents our culture, our...

::Don't you think my hair would look great permed?

::I'm going home! that stupid Aoshi just doesn't WANNA get found...

::Oh great... we've run out of oil for the lantern...O Uncle Hokoooooo....

::Hey! Guess what! I've opened my own chain of perfumes! It's called "Et Due Weasel". Hot isn't it? Anyway, I was thinking that the bottle would also be shaped like a weasel and...

::Hey Yoshi! Wanna see my pet spider farm?

::I'm giving up!

::Oh look! Those thugs are attacking that peaceful, defenseless, sweet old lady! STOP YOU SPOT ON THE NAME OF THE THUGS EVERYWHERE!!! THAT DAME'S MINE!!!

::How sweet... they gave me fake weasel ears for my birthday... I'm touched! *sniff!*

::No Yoshi...*sigh*.... you can become a member of the Oni gang without having to wear a skirt...

::I don't care what any body says! Kenshin, trust me... you're looking fabulous in shorts... they're just jealous!

::OOOO KENSHIN!!!! Look what I brought you! It's called a swim suit... don't be afraid... that's right... put your leg there and....

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