::Your whole wardrobe consists of two shorts and one shirt...

::They're all purple with pink polka dots...

::You check in the mirror whenever you're mad to see whether you look even a little chibi...

::Your hairstyle is a braid with a rectangular piece of marshmallow stuck at the end of it because you couldn't find a piece of bamboo like that...

::Whenever you get mad at some one, you start throwing any thing near you, like pencils, shoes, knives (if you're lucky) or your pet cat at that person...

::The more you miss, the cooler you think you are!

::You force your grandfather to watch ALL the episodes with Okina in them, hoping that something will rub off on him...

::If that doesn't work, you make him wear a pink bow in his beard because then at least then he would resemble him....

::If he doesn't have a beard, two on the opposite ends of his head would do. 

:: And if you don't have a grandfather, you keep dumping "Look and feel 40 years older! Guaranteed!" into every cup of tea your dad drinks! (if he drinks as much as my dad does, it'll take less than four days!)

::Shoes don't interest you any longer, you find socks and bandages perfect.

::You use tooth picks, tape, glue, anything to make your eyes cover half of your face...

::You have solemnly swore that you'll never wear make up for as long as you live... 

:: And if you DO wear lip stick once in a while, you only cover the middle part of your lips... the rest you leave because you hope that'll make your lips look tiny... like * some one's * you just happen to love...

::Your folder/locker/clock/wall is FULL of Misao pictures! 

:: ALL your essays are RK related... ^_^x  (I do that!)

::Whenever you jump, you go "YYYAAAAAAAAAEEEEE!!!!!".....

::Even if the distance you're falling from is two feet....

::You find covering your legs a VERY weird thing to do...

::You use hair sprays, bryl creams, samad bond, just ANYTHING to get the parting of your hair to stand up, above your other hair...

:: And if that doesn't work, you plan to pray for two years that your hair could defy gravity too... some thing that your older brother calls "scientifically possible" to keep you from committing suicide by jumping off Bay Bridge...

:: And if that doesn't work either... your helpless parents at last get you a Misao wig just to keep you sane...

 ::You're so choked up that you make a huge sacrifice and give them your most prized cloak that amazingly resembles the one you recall someone else wearing...

::You save up ALL your pocket money till the day you turn twenty as you hope then you'll have enough dough to go to a plastic surgeon and ask him to make your Cyrano nose a more thin, pointy, *triangle* one...

::You never go any where without your green contacts...

::You insist on calling your group of friends 'add your name here-gumi' whether they like it or not...

:: Even your mother likes Misao now...

:: She even suggests that you make a huge Misao on your bed sheets... (Honestly, that's what my mom asked me to do!!) ^O^

::Your dad now hums "Starless" instead of the usual Beetles stuff he used to sing! :P

::You prefer guys who are dumb, because they don't talk much ( I don't mean the stupid one!) and blind because they have too many bangs in front of their eyes...

::You like others to call you 'Charm Girl'... ^_:: !

::You refuse to confess that you have the body of a little boy...

::...Actually you like agreeing to that because it makes you feel that you're more like Misao already, but you'll never tell...

:: You try to make you voice curvy and high pitched...

::You've planned every thing carefully that when you're sixteen, you'll go on in search of your pet hamster you had when you were eight...

::You like hanging out with girl look-alikes...

::You think purple is VERY chic...

::You refuse to admit that Misao looks like zillions of other anime girls... for instance like Myuki in 'You're Under Arrest' for one...

::You try to convince your grandfather into buying a restaurant, even if he retired from any job twenty years ago...

::Although you love your parents (esp. because of the wig! ^_^) you wish you were an orphan brought up by a handsome guy and then an old man you barely knew...

::You like to pop up any where that your friends happen to be in... even if you were at the other side of the country... you always have business where they just *happen* to be too...

::You stick zigzag blue pieces of paper onto your hair so that the shine is EXACTLY where it ought to be...

::You throw your family's ancient heirloom streak knives at your neighbor, who just because he likes chewing on fish bones, you've nick named him 'Sano'...(sadly for him) because you couldn't get hold of any Misao daggers.... 

::You've memorized the name Ice Blue Eyes in Japanese and can say it backwards too... although you come from Spain... 

::You love having at least one girl around who's covered so that you look different in your mini shorts ^_:: ...

::You love fighting with guys at least three years older than you (plus points if they wear bandages too!) or with your little bro who you've nick named Yoshi even if his name's Henry Edward Alexander...

:: And if you happen to have a sister instead, the kid next door can also do!

::You call your best friend's house the Kamiya dojo, even if she/he  hates it...

::You LOVE blue eyed guys holding ice cubes... (if you ever happen to meet one... go for it, girl!!)

::You also love guys who have a zillion scars...(preferably from sword fights and not from scratching off too many pimples...)

::You also love guys who have the following:

1. The face that sunk a thousand ships.
2. An oil sack in their stomachs.
3. Poison darts.
4. Huge muscles bulging out.
5. Trench coats.

::You go to ALL the trench coat sales around... hoping you'll find *the one*...

::You feed your pet iguana rice balls...

::If you wanna kill it, feed it one your friend's rice balls whom you've nick named Kaoru for *some* reason...

::You're sitting here reading all this...

::You're agreeing to every thing!

::and in the worst cases....

EVEN AFTER GOING THROUGH ALL THIS.... YOU STILL WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER MISAO SHRINE!

 

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