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Other Famous Believers of
THE OMNIPOTENT DAN
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The following are testamonials and true stories of divine inspriation |
This is Teresa. She was left with a life void of gratification, until The Almighty Dan showed her the way!
Healing her of the sickness of frigidty and pruneydermatosis (a crippling skin aliment that left her dateless for years before her death), Ms. Teresa was once again a party babe! She would dance in the street of Calcutta and party with the local med students. It was said that after Dan laid his hands upon her she was the best beer chugger in all of India. Sadly, she past away in a binge drinking incident a few years ago. |
Many know of the Saints that those sappy other, not-so-fun religions follow. But did you know that The Omnipotent Dan actually converted one of them? St. Agnes, usually symbolized hold or near a sheep, was an earily martry in the Roman Empire, where she was beheaded for her beliefs in Christ. A great basilica was built over her remains in honor of her purity. But in 1987 she made a suprising comeback, touring with the Bangles on their North American 'Walk Like An Egypian' Tour and sporting a new look. When a reporter for MTV asked what was with the new improved St. Aggie, she simply replied: "I was so fricking bored back in the old days, then I found His Holiness the Divine Dan and I ditched the sheep, got some goats and a killer breast job! He's a kick-ass messiah!"-click picture for larger image- |
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The Sisters of the Holy Gin and Tonic have all been 'touched' by the great works performed by Dan.  -click picture for larger image- |
Here's a picture of the Spammisses (Drone 309), in San Francisco, doing the bidding of her Master Dan. She was ordered by His Omnipotent Greatest to destory the building (pictured in background, in pieces) because it housed a bunch of Anti-Transexual Organizations. Happy to oblige Him, she demolished the building in seconds by straddling it and squeezing her super-strong thighs together. The organization housed there has since relocated to Colorado.
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Here's a great picture of Dan, our Lady of the Divine Poodle Skirt's friend and buddy, Ghandi. They would consult each other on issues such as Religion, Politics, Wrestling, Napster legal battles and the price of gasoline. Ghandi once wrote of the Almighty Dan saying: "He could really chug down a bottle of Jack in no time. Man, He's truly a righteous Cult dude. Word!"
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Holyman of Egypt, Duhqa Qauatfucqalluall, found enlightment through the wisdom of the COD and its leader Dan. He put down the beliefs of not eating cows and praying to imaginary gods and decided to give the Cult of Dan a try. After attending a WWF match in Vegas with Our Leader Dan, he was reborn and shortly after he married his bride, Chyna. The now live happily in Iowa and have 12 lovely hemaphodite children.
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