Spanky the Happy Lion, Spankitus Maximus, LACALAD makzmerkz
Talented poet and drone of uncertain loyalty; a frequent rebel against COD
And the lion Spake: A bio of a rebellious carbon based bipedal lifeform Much is known about Makz Merkz once he joined COD, oh so long ago. Before that his entire life didnt amount to a hill of beans, which was just as well since they didnt agree with him and they used to have arguments all night long over the mental stability of Slavador Dali and whether its cheating to pull a Rubik's cube apart to solve it, but that is of little import as Makz the codlemite was a much more exciting person than the lonely guy that talked to greenstuffs
When Makz first joined COD he had an instictive knack of pleasing Dan by immediately asking what he should do. About a day later he was given his first "Cod-name"(he is one of the few to actually have two or three Cod sanctioned names) This name was "Spanky the happy lion", which was the real name for the lion out of the wizard of Oz.
Spanky, or iron buns as he was affectionately referred to, loved to spend his days in demeaning and emasculating work to the glory of Dan even composing some artistic pieces of poetry and song re-arrangement. He was a staunch campaigner in most of the battles Cod fought in, but had to leave early for one because he had a dentist appointment. Somewhere in there Spanky demanded to be called "Spankitus Maximus", and Dan let it so all was well.
All was well until in an effort to not be upstaged by DCBWB Spanky attempted to lobotomise himself with an old coat hanger, while all it physically did was remove a lot of booger, the symbolism was not lost on our young chap. He promptly decided to take over the world. Of course he met with strong resistance with Dan and his own ineptitude. Seeing his own short comings he trained under the most disreputable teachers in the world, Binky (Dan's arch nemesis for the layman amongst you), his evil twin brother Trout_2nd anticod, Edna Crabbapple, well lots of nasty people. But he came back to the fold every now and then when his cravings for designer dan drugs became too unbearable.
During one rebellion(brought on by not winning anything at the Danlympics) Spanky changed his name to LACALAD, an acronym for lost and confused about life after dan, he changed his appearance, yadda yadda ya, just another one of his tantrums.He joined again after Dan replaced his brain with that of a lemming. After becoming dead, can't exactly remember how, he thoroughly enjoyed a heady relationship with Xena, or as he refered to her as, Xeany. Then he did a dastardly and nerfarius thing. While Dan was recovering from losing a lot of his life giving fluid Lacky (as he was now called) drugged Dan into a state where Dan willingly gave Lacky his title of ruler of the universe. The plan fell through when his long time rival DCBWB accidentally ingested Dan's omnipotence and then gave it back to Dan through a badly worded prayer to himself. Spanky(he needs a rota for his names) then got turned into a woman and went wandering around the world telling the public all about COD.
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