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ehscat, Engelburghumperdinkeggfooyoung General of COD of Army of Deliverence, Apprentice Angel of Death, babbling idiot and goddess of gonads
Hello my name is Engelburghumperdinkeggfooyoung. Eh's cat for short.
I have been with COD since most of its life� Dan hooked me in, with the Fresh Cod, I have delivered to my mail every Wednesday, by God himself!!! Sometimes Wednesday gets to come more than once a week! I found myself entertained and looking forward to each Wednesday, that I had to join the club and see what was who. Dan took out my brain several times and reprogrammed me. I have my own personal d~chip now!!! I love visiting Dan's Mountain�. Dazes off in a traced state of mind in total contentment� I have a fetish for gonads. Should u have a set, "YOINK" � They become mine. I love them, cherish them, polish them, play with them, and occasionally squeeze them when ur testosterone levels are extremely out of balance. I am a classy cat. I have priorities. And I love all eight of my nipples. Dan thinks for me. He took so much of my free will and stuff , most members nod their head and agree with me, and they all love me�I'm so special! There is not any evil in me. I am the definition of a "pathetically faithful mindless drone". P.urrrfectly S.weet! And then things change� I am there to back my team, whom ever it may be, Don key, or Dan, or the Rock, or China! �In any emergency, or war that comes to COD. I love bass, the music, not bass, the fish. For a cat, I don't like fish much. Want a cookie? - Engelburthumperdinkeggfooyoung
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