PrincessEgoat and King/Andrews/Garland: PrincessEgoat and KAG
Binky's evil mutant goat/elf daughter and her evil mutant triform husband
NOT invited to the wedding of my daughter and mutant-in-law "DonKing/JudyGarland/JulyAndrews" because I hate all of you. Especially YOU. But you can read the touching vows exchanged by the happy couple. Here they are:PrincessEgoat: My dearest KAG. Ever since you were spontaneously accidentally created by Dan over a year ago,you have been an inspiration for mutants everywhere. While some people would have found it difficult to SIMULTANEOUSLY exist as three people in one body, you pull it off with a certain "evil charisma" that I find irresistable. The fact that you have four breasts and a set of prosthetic testicals to replace the ones stolen by a COD drone just add to your sex appeal. My father (Binky) was most proud of you when you helped him defeat Dan in the Armageddon steel cage Japanese death thumb wrestling match with barbed wire and flaiming ropes by dropping a house atop a twister on Dan's head. Since that momentous day, you have dropped many houses on many good, COD fearing people, and for that, I love you.
Some may say you are a freak. I say, they're right,but so what? If being able to fix heavyweight fights while singing "The Sound of Music" and killing the wicked bitch of the North (Dan) with a house flying on a tornado makes you a freak, then you can call me "Mr's Freak" I know you were created by a mistake Dan made, but to me, you're just perfect the way you are.
King/Andrews/Garland: And not only that, I am JUST SO DAMN PRETTY! But not as beautiful as you, PrincessEgoat, you are the ONLY Princess that matters to me. I thought my chances for love ended when the giant penis dumped me, until you began to see me as more than just a mutant henchman for your father Binky. I remember when you were born, it was the same night I helped your father win Armageddon. Some may say yours was an "Illegitimate" birth because you were conceived by Betsy the goat and Binky when Betsy was working undercover for COD. But were it not for the union between a despicable goat and a mighty elf, you would never have been born,and the world would be a less evil place because of it.
Since you came into the world, you had the good sense to abandon Betsy and your adopted father, TOS, and join your father Binky. As a mutant crossbreed, you are not only beautiful, but brilliant. Your inventions have not only defied the laws of physics, the have made life very confusing for COD. Whether you were helping your father create an army of Mini-RHJ's, or you were creating a miniaturized exploding Trent Reznor robot to blow up some silly COD drone that loves Nine inch nails, I have always been in awe of you.
And now, with this ring, I complete our union.
Binky: You may now kiss the mutant
(PrincessEgoat and KAG share a passionate kiss, several onlookers pass out, three more vomit, and two commit suicide) I now pronounce you "Mutant goat elf halfbreed, and mutant three headed freak" you may flugnoober the...other mutant.
Binky:
you may send all gifts to the following address:
Up your ass.
We don't want anything from you losers
(holds open hands next to ears, sticks out tongue and makes a "THHHHBBBBPPPPPTTTT!!!!" sound)
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