suicidal247
Formerly Don Key, godfather of the Donkey Mafia, and now a COD bounty-hunter.
"Hey there good people of the Cult Universe, my name is Dominic Key, otherwise known as Don Key, after my times....well, I'll tell you that in a minute. When I joined COD after finding their estimed religion from CARBON, I realised that I had found someone to share my "business" with, the perfectly legit organisation, the Donkey Mafia, where I WAS godfather (Hence Don Key). I then tried to help COD fight the evils of Binky and various other mamalukes. During this time I married the wonderful Xena, the light of my life, whilst being a crab at the hands of Papa Voodoo. But as soon as you could say badabing, jealousy struck, I thought people didn't take notice of me as Godfather of the Donkey Mafia, I demanded respect, I made a bad decision. I joined forces with Binky, at the time my marriage to Xena had fell apart and I was bitter against Dan and the great COD, blaming them for my misfortunes.
Fortunately, Dan helped capture me and help me find the light, however it was too late, my position at the Donkey Mafia had been taken over by Don Keyote (MMore about him later) and Binky, I decided to leave COD. ONLY TO RETURN! I am now back and after a failed try at leading a COD army, I now offer Dan and COD my services as a bounty hunter, so far with no job offers.
That was my life at COD, but as I said, a dastardly foe of mine followed. Don Keyote, a ex-partner of mine, had arrived, using my dead brother to try and kill me! He then tried to kill me again, but has since failed and has not been seen in ages. Any way mamalukes, thats all I gotta say, but remember, if you see any of my "indiscretions".....forgetaboutit!! Dom Key
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