![[Would YOU follow this man?]](grampa_doggie.jpg)
Others you could worship instead of
D A N
but why would you do something dumb like that!?!
Dan Quayle
Oliver North
Dan Rather
Richard Simmons
Sally Struthers
Sen. Arlen Specter
Pope John Paul II to IVX
Barney the Dinosaur
Richard M. Nixon's dead body
J.D. Salinger
Ann Rand
Dabney Coleman
Marilyn Manson
Walter Mondale
Charles Addams
Stephen Hawking
Soupy Sales
Bob Denver
Bill, Hillary or that brat Chelsea
Rush Limbaugh
Tex Avery
Charles Nelson Reilly
LL Cool J
Andy Rooney
Ethel Merman
Kid Rock
Tony Clifton*
Cardinal John O'Connor
and of course, Charo...
... the evil Anti-Dan.
(*note: Mr. Andy Kaufman is excluded from the above list as the author still believes that Mr. Kaufman is still alive doing pro-wrestling in Burma.)
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