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Made In Nepal Viruses
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Virus Name |
Description |
| Government Virus | Nothing works on your computer, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine |
| NTV Virus | Plays the National Anthem every time you start & shutdown your computer |
| Karmachari Virus | Makes your Pentium III computer perform like a 1st generation computer |
| Traffic Police Virus | Divides your program window into multiple lanes with unsightly orange Hilltake icons |
| Kisunji Virus | A message appears on the status bar, "I will turn your Floppy Drive into 20 GB Hard Drive in 5 years" |
| Municipality Virus | Puts up a bill on your monitor for parking your mouse on the mouse pad |
| Bollywood Virus | Yells, "Kuttea, Kaminae, Haramjada ! Mein tujhko jaan se maar dalunga !" every time you try to delete a file |
Me And My Teacher (Humorous)
When my teacher talks, he is lecturing
When I talk, I am making noise
When my teacher laughs, he is using his sense
When I laugh, I am disturbing the class
When my teacher rests, he isn't well
When I rest, I am neglecting his lecture
When my teacher is late for class, he had been delayed
When I am late for class, I had been roaming around
When my teacher converses with girls, he is advising
When I converse with girls, I am flirting
When my teacher smiles, he is being cool
When I smile, I am making fun of him
When my teacher does in style, he is great
When I do in style, I am showing off
When my teacher makes mistake, mistakes are committed by everyone
When I make a mistake, I am not paying an attention
When my teacher shouts, he is angry with us
When I shout, I am challenging him
When my teacher is polite, he is being understandable
When I am being polite, I am polishing him for the marks
Humorous Teaser
| * Why do music composers wave a stick when they play? Just to insure that the music players don't feel asleep * Why does fishes never get angry? Because they are cold blooded animals * Why do we walk? Because we can't fly * If love is blind, then how can love at first sight be possible? Because only love is blind, not the lovers * Why does rainfall comes in the form of droplets? Because if it doesn't falls in the form of droplets, it would be called waterfall instead * If a man borns in Nepal, grows up in Germany, studies in UK, gradutes in US, does a job in Japan, marries in Spain, goes to Switzerland & dies in India, what is he? C'mon, he is dead * When does car go exactly as fast as the train? When the car is in the train * What question can never be answered by 'yes'? Are you asleep? * Where can you always find happiness? In the dictionary * Why do we buy clothes? Because we can't get it free * What did male octupus said to female octupus on the Valentine's day? "I want to hold your hand hand hand ..." * When is the best time to pick up fruits? When the farmer is not looking |
Jokes
| Patient : I have no sleeps in the night Doctor : Don't worry, you can apply for the job of a night watchman (Math teacher to his student) Teacher : Do you obey your parents? A : "When he was born, the army fired a 21 gun salute" Teacher : When was Rome built? (One day, a boy was crying in the classroom) Teacher : Name one animal that is found in the desert A : Why do women hates alcohol? Once Sardar Ji was about to travel in an airplane for the first time. As he was very afraid, he closed his eyes and got inside the plane. After he was on his seat, he slowly opened his eyes and looked out of the window. 'Oh ! My Goodness !' he exclaimed. 'People looks as small as ants from here'. A gentleman who was sitting beside him said, 'Those are ants, my dear. The airplane hasn't taken off yet' Ashish : My father knows the year, month & the
hour of his death A lady was horrified to see Subin smoking on the street. She walked up to him and said, 'Do your parents know you smoke?'. Subin answered, 'Lady, does your husband know you speaking to a strange man?' Defination of the word 'Wife' A simple but easy tip for you when you are at the bathroom and the bathroom does not have a lock, "Well just sing a song when you are at the bathroom" |
Quotations, Sayings, Proverbs & Footnotes
When a man is in love, someone else has the advantage
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies
To handle yourself, use your head ; To handle others, use your heart
When one cannot change a situation, better change oneself
Living is the art of getting used to what we did not except
Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish
The greatest pleasure in life is to do good in secret, and to be found by accident
There is only one difference between a madman and you, you are not mad
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
The hands that help are holier than the hands that pray
To forget someone's kindness is dishonorable, but nobility lies in forgetting someone's unkindness
Patience is the compassion of wisdom
Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success
All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking
Patience is a bitter plant which gives a sweet fruit
He that thinks himself the happiest man, really is so
When all else is lost, the future still remains
The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart
Be your own judge and you will be happy
You can resist yourself from enemies but not from friends
There is a big spiritual difference between a cat and a dog. A dog thinks, 'These humans give me food and shelter, they must be god'. A cat thinks, 'These humans give me food and shelter, I must be god'
Anger harms yourself before it hurts someone
Never answer when you are angry