A short term effect...
So you came. Take advantage of your brief time here, for I can feel other forces pushing their way in, tearing this place apart. Time does not pass in this realm, at least not in the sense you are familiar with. You see, it is an anomaly- a place created out of time's confines, and constructed purely of thought, but only a short term effect. A whisper in an underwater dream... I understand you are here because you have questions. It is good you seek answers, ignorance is a destroyer of worlds. Ask me a question, and I will find the answer for you. This place is incredibly young yet, and unknown to but a few. As I receive your questions and answer them, I will put the answers here, so that all may learn and save themselves. And maybe I will even learn a thing or two about you fascinating beings of matter in the process...
I have a mysterious 12" "Never Enough" single by "The Cure." Is it worth anything?