Uhh, no news right now... Well, uh, maybe... We just played a show at Zen Sushi, and I would like to thank everyone on the guest list for showing up. I royally fucked up our cover of the Stones "Rip This Joint". I really don't know what happened, though I remember drinking a bottle of hot saki; I'll blame it on that... We may be playing a show at the Thunderbird in May... We only have another month before our drummer is leaving to be a professional rodeo clown. It has been a dream of his since his days as a small caballero in Mexico. I understand, - believe me, I do - when the call comes, we must heed...
04/26/2004
Hey, it looks as though we won't be doing the Thunderbird show... Our drummer leaves for the Rodeo Clown Academy (RCA) the last week and that was when the show was gonna be. If you are a current member of the Shoguns, then well, now you know... We will be holding open auditions for drummers in the coming months. If you are an aspiring rodeo clown, a former caballero, or have a lazy eye, then we don't want you. (I get distracted when talking to someone with a lazy eye, which one do I look at when I talk to you?) Sorry for all the lazy eye folks, but hey that's rock 'n' roll... If you are interested, then send me some hate mail. We are also accepting revealing pictures of your ex-girlfriends in suggestive poses for our upcoming groupie page, so get to scanning ya bastards!!!
05/03/2004
Hey, we got an mp3 uploaded - check it out here. It is a song I wrote called "Friend Of Mine" and it's about a friend of mine... go figure... It's just a taste, a sample if you will, of our forthcoming release wich we will forthcoming be recording hopefully soon... anyway, whatever... thanks.
