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Leslie and Chris are unofficially officially over. I say unofficially because according to Leslie it happened last week while Chris said it's been over for weeks. My personal comment--It's about time.
SKOOL DAYZ:
TWIRP a.k.a. The Woman Is Required to Pay. Dates are already being decided. If you haven't asked anyone yet, consider yourself abnormal. If you haven't planned what group you are going with, consider yourself way behind. If you don't know what you are going to wear, consider yourself in trouble. If you haven't even heard anything about this TWIRP and are completely confused right now, consider yourself "not going." Yes, the craze has already begun. I bet no one will believe me when I say the dance isn't until mid November, but it isn't. Stupid? Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that I don't have a date yet, and I'm wasting valuable time writing to you people! Now you know the depth of my dedication.
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
Q. What is the difference between a duck?
A. One leg is both the same.
QUOTE CORNER:
"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise." -Somerset Maugham
"Sometimes a pickle just isn't enough." -Blake
A wise man once said, "Every day is a battle." Yes, it was Vern!
DEEP THOUGHTS:
I think a funny trick would be to name a fish Pot. Then when you cooked it, you could say, "Hey officer, look, I'm smoking Pot!" He would probably take you down to the station, but you could explain it
to the entire court room, and everyone could have a good laugh. -Matt Z.
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
MY SISTER THE RETARD:
The other day my sister and I were picking up some groceries for my mom. While we were driving,
Blake was playing this little game she always plays where she says, "If you're wearing jeans, you're a man," or "If you laugh, you're gay." Well, this particular time she said, "If you talk, you're a Nazi." Then she started laughing and said, "I'm going to be the next Hitler!" I told her she probably shouldn't go around saying that. She said, "Ha ha! I'm a Nazi!" After laughing for a while she asked, "What's a Nazi?" I explained what a Nazi is, and then she said, "I don't get that whole thing with Hitler and the Jews." I said, "What don't you get?" She said, "Well, why did they do all that stuff to the Jews? I mean, why didn't the Jews just do it back to them?" I was trying to think of what to say when she inturrupted my thoughts by saying, "Why didn't the Pope just come out there and help them?" I laughed and said, "Blake, the Pope is Catholic." She said "So, aren't Jews Catholic?" I said, "No, they're Jewish." She said, "Oh, I thought it was the same." And that was the end of it.
OTHER NEWS:
West/Senior game. . .well. . .we all know what happened. No need to repeat it!
West's homecoming: Did you see the streakers? If you didn't, I'm sure you'll hear about it!
SIGN OFF:
Never Eat Shredded Wheat--just a tip
-brittany
