That transitional period! Seniors, you know what I'm talking about! That time when your parents seem totally "out of it," you've had it up to here (picture: extended arm above head with horizontal hand) with "house rules," school has "no point" (and it's a darn good thing we're done), the qualms of high school life have become "too much to handle," and you got out just in time because if you had to hear one more "Welcome to West High, kids," you just might die! Well, it's only natural! (What is this, some kind of herb?) No, it's all part of the process. We get more annoying. . .annoying. . .annoying. . .annoying. . .annoying. . .sorry. Anyway, we get so annoying that our parents are actually glad to see us go. Sure it's sad (sometimes), and sure you'll miss people (some of them), but smile because come on, man, life is happy!!
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
Q. How many Polish guys does it take to hammer in a nail?
A. HAMMER?!!
QUOTE CORNER:
"Next year I'm not going to care. I'm going to just wear my hair in a pony tail because I'll be a Senior!" -Laura Y.
"Eggs? What kind of eggs?" -April D.
"Here's your food. Have a nice. . .Oh, never mind you're not there. . ." -Roger
"Try to always have the good times!" -Adam P.
DEEP THOUGHTS:
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because what is that thing?
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us bombing that world because they'd never expect it.
WORDS FROM THE WISE:
I learned an important lesson on worship while driving down airport road the other day. I was singing along to a worship song and getting really into it. The next thing I know, I'm opening my eyes wondering exactly how long I had them closed. Pretty scary!! It's one thing to worship anywhere, but really, people, let's be reasonable!
THE DATING GAME:
Apparently, dating is like a car dealership. If you'd like to find out more, ask Sara V. However, beware! She may tell you that you're a rusty car with a nice polish!
OTHER NEWS:
Reports of free-roaming peasants! Lock all your doors and windows--this is no joke. (That's all I'm allowed to say at this time.)
-brittany
