�If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.� Profound words indeed spoken by one Patches O�Houlihan�may he rest in peace. It seems like a fair assumption, doesn�t it? An obvious problem arises, however, because what if you can�t dodge traffic? �Oh no, officer, I had no problem avoiding the oncoming traffic. It was those pesky pedestrians walking in the middle of the road. Right of way my�� �Sir, that�s the sidewalk�� You can�t very well dodge traffic when it�s trying to hit you. Which is why I will never forgive myself for killing that innocent duck. Or Laura for the pheasant. Or even you, Blake, for the deer. What can I say, the dodgeball game of life took them out.
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(Yes, Matt, there is a website; you had better visit it too, now that I know the truth. I�ll be expecting your name in the guestbook as proof.)
That�s right kids, it�s almost time for you-know-who�s birthday again (pst, mine). The big 23. Get me something good!
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-brit
