My friend Ashley has a knack for creating T-shirts, especially in HR Management class (refer to �skool dayz;� she�s the gorilla artist). Her T-shirt slogans were so great that I thought I�d share some of my favorites with you.
I smile because I like you...the way I like pizza and puppies
Saying I don�t have a boyfriend is an honest statement�not a pick-up line
It�s just a compliment; I�m not hitting on you�let�s not read into things
Party Irony: Gee, Bill, you sure are (fascinating/intelligent) an alcoholic
Party Oxymoron: Wow, Bill, you are such a dedicated drug addict
Business Major Pick-Up Line: In the SWOT Analysis of life, baby, you�re my weakness
Whether it�s a catchy one-liner or a shrine to Michael Jackson, Ashley�s designs are one of a kind. Buy a T-shirt today (not sold in stores�especially not the Belmont bookstore).
SIGN OFF:
-brit
