Here�s a little something for you entertainment. I get tired of ranting, so I�ll let someone else do it for me.
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MY SISTER THE RETARD:
I recently returned to Bozeman for my cousin�s wedding. I was her maid of honor, which was fun, but it meant I had to be all dressed up and whatnot. My family had to drive to Billings that night after the reception, so I could make my plane early the next morning. Obviously I did not want to make the trip in my dress, so I brought other clothes along. I went out to the car to get my change of clothes, but as I opened the trunk Blake grabbed my clothes and started running around the dark parking lot with them like a maniac. What she did not realize was that my underwear had been stashed in one shoe, so as she was flailing the clothes about, my underwear flew out and landed in some unknown location. I tried to be angry, but I could not stop laughing at the sight of her running in circles and screaming. Finally, I grabbed her and calmly told her that my underwear was now missing. We both laughed so hard that we couldn�t even look. All I could think about was the lucky person who would find them in the morning. Talk about making a scene.
SAY WHAT?!:
Prepare yourself to enter the brilliant yet mystifying world of my email musings:
�A pop-up just asked me if I was single and fun. I answered yes, but now it is gone. I guess it doesn't believe me. That's the problem with the world; everyone thinks they are fun, but a lot of them are just wrong. I mean, how many people if you asked them if they consider themselves fun would say, �No, I'm an enormous bore. In fact, I often fall asleep standing in front of the mirror. I have been injured numerous times from hitting my expression-less face on the boring white tile of my gray and white bathroom.� Okay, so no one would say that. But, aside from the few people who had come to realize they were in fact no fun and were honest about it, I bet everyone would say they were fun. I guess the tough part would be getting those supposedly �fun� people to admit they are single. Because the question remains: if they are so extraordinarily fun, why are they single? Sigh, and I ask myself this question everyday...wait a minute...crap, I'm not fun. And there you have it--the philosopher's method to self-discovery.�
OTHER NEWS:
1. First things first, the results of the �Flick off vs. Flip off� poll are in:
If someone came up to me and said, "I'll flick you off." I could only assume they thought I was a booger. Then I would feel ugly and go into deep self-pitying depression because I look like a booger. Then I would have to laugh to myself, because what kind of person goes up to people and says, "I'll flick you off."
It is for shizzle dizzle up here in Montizzle that we say flip off.
I prefer flip off, but that may be because I am a Montanan and I am just not use to the flick, so I will give her a try.
Two for flipping, one for flicking.
Looks like Montana is a flip-off state. As for the rest of you people, who even knows where to start.
2. If you haven�t been to the website, you�re missing out. Take a look around, and sign the guest book so I know you care! www.geocities.com/shnozzberry
3. I actually tried rainbow vanilla wafers. There was nothing weird tasting about them�they were actually quite good. So I have to give Blake credit for something; the colored ones really are more fun!
SIGN OFF:
-brit
