New roommates always bring with them a period of anxiety. One never knows how the merger will turn out, but I can safely say I think I�ve found a near perfect match. The proof, however, is in the pudding (the embarrassment pudding, that is). One night Sarah and I were belting the Skynyrd classic �Sweet Home Alabama.� We were having a grand ol� time until Sarah remembered she needed to take her antibiotic, which she had left in the car. No problem, she�d just go out and get it. Oh, and no need to stop belting the tune on her way out either. I could hear her from inside the apartment singing away at the top of her lungs and shaking her booty like nobody�s business, as she got her medication out of the car. When she found it, she yelled, �Brittany! Thank God for drugs!� As she paused�to take a breath for the next chorus, no doubt�she heard some laughter from behind. Turns out our hot neighbors and their hot friends were sitting out on their porch enjoying the show. Sarah recovered well, though, with a quick yet shaky �Hey�how�s your Sugar glider�good?�great�see ya.� I was laughing on the outside, but on the inside I was breathing a heavy sigh of relief. It�s official, it doesn�t just happen to me!
OTHER NEWS:
So, believe it or not there is a semi-valid explanation for the extended break from the Excess. I have made a website for Elenburg Excess archives, so that you can read, laugh, cry, and reminisce to your heart�s content. Enjoy: http://geocities.com/shnozzberry Tell your friends!
SIGN OFF:
I�m taking a second poll on the term used for sticking up one�s middle finger. I�ve found that people around here say �flick off� while I�ve always said �flip off.� Let me know what you say along with your region of the country. And hey, you can answer this poll and the DATING GAME poll at the same time! Isn�t this fun! Send responses to [email protected]
-brit
