Life Before Computers:
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
-submitted by Tony E.
OTHER NEWS:
I got my hair cut. Tyson said I need to update my newsletter, and I figured that I cut my hair often enough that that's not a bad idea, so there ya go.
Tawnya finally took an ibuprofen and felt a lot better when she woke up. I know this is only for my own personal gain but.Told ya so!!!
SIGN OFF:
By the way, anyone who wants to be cool should change their MSN name to Joe.
-brit
