1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. You know several people who have hit a deer.
3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
5. You know what "Cow Tipping" or "Snipe Hunting" is.
6. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
7. All of the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
9. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for High School Sports.
10. You think that deer season is a national holiday.
11. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
12. You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".
13. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
14. You know someone who's shot themselves accidentally.
15. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Montana friends.
-submitted by April D.
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