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| Well ok its a normal summer day as far as i was aware. I woke up around 10:30 played my playstation for a good two hours before i heard back from my friend Sammy. I went over to his house just expecting to go to McDonalds or something, little did i know what was instore for me, i must warn you i was not prepared and i dont think you will be either! |
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| I arrive at Sams to find his brother glued to the computer screen playing Star Craft, mmmm those were some good days. Sam was just kinda waking up and Jack-Ass was showing me some Star Wars2 trailers. After that we decided to go get something to eat. We headed over to Luckys Pizza a small pizza place run by one physco white lady who always ask if i want the special and i just feel like saying "NO I DONT WANT YOUR GODDAMN SPECIAL!" but shes just so convencing. So after we all placed are orders we all headed over to the video games. I tried playing Metal Slug X but the damn machine ate my token, Sam was nice enough to give me one of his and we got past the second level. Then we ate our pizza and were on our way, this is were the crazyness began! |
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| STAR WARS MASTERS! |
| I suggested that we watch Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. Then I said Hey why dont we watch all the Star Wars movies, Jack slowly turned around in his chair he didnt think i was ready for the journey we were about to take, and trust me I wasnt. So at 3:00 pm on August 15 2001. Sam Jack and Joey turned on Episode1. It was my fourth time seeing it, Jack didnt even have to look at the TV to tell what was going on, Sam had a comment for every single damn scene in the movie! We all figured out if we were going to watch all these movies i would have to spend the night, so i called me motha and convinced her to let me stay. Sam and Jack got into a pretty hardcore fight about how the battle droids have really crappy aim, Sam thought since they were robots they would be programmed with good aim since there one and only purpose is to SHOOT PEOPLE! Jack on the other hand was smoking some CRACK or something because he said there main purpose was to go into battle....correct me if i am wrong but isnt going into batte usually envolve SHOOTING PEOPLE! Sam got very emtional and started to roll around on the floor and cry like i do when i have to go poop. Verdict for Sam! The movie ended it was alright i will give it a B, flaws-MAKE DARTH MAUL A FREAKING CHARACTER! He talks like once and KILL JAR AJR I HATE JAR JAR KILL HIM! |
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| Well after a wonderfull home-cooked meal by Mr. KENNNNNY himself which was tatter tots chopped up hot dogs and crusty french fries. We were all back up and ready to start Episode 4. "A NEW HOPE" I was begining to hope that the whole thing would end.....The movie began with Darth Vader capturing a ship that princess lea is on and so ya.....Jack still didnt have to look at the TV and he knew excatly what was going on. Sam didnt really have much to say in this movie but they both helped me understand it, Jack kept on leaving the room constantly because all his ladies were paging him. My Favorite Character Obi-Won-Kenobi died I SCREAMED OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and all i got was a SHUT UP! Jack still playing Star Craft and Sam still making some comments about the movie i was trying to get the whole thing, I could appericate the Wookie ways of my friend Chewbacca, it brought back good memories of when i had a t-shirt with him on it. Some people say i look like him, i just take it as a complament because Chewbacca is a major mac he has his way with the ladies. Thus ended Episode4. |
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| Ed.Note The sun is rising....and scaring me |
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