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Sam and I decided to take a little break before starting my favorite Episdoe "The Empoer Strikes Back" we went down to the Walgreens and we already had so much jedi in us that we pretended that we were jedis. Sam almost bought a C3PO get well card and he was sure that the Dark Side was trying to make him buy over priced candy! Since i was just in training i had no idea what he was talking about until it happened! THE DARK SIDE WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME POO! Yes it is true, you see i really dont like going in public places and Sam doesnt even know this but i did go poop in the Walgreens toliet. (tear runs down Joeys eye) this is were i learned the true power of the dark side. It was then that i went to the coke machine and bought three sodas that i had no intention in buying i pused root beer i got fruit punch i pushed fruit punch i got black cherry. So with that we headed home. We ran right back up-stairs and Jack said, O MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DO YOU BUY! Sam dropped his bag and out came about 2 mike and ike pacakges some carmex and a 2 liter bottle of cherry coke. Ed.Note *Sam heard me say that and now he is taking a nice morning sip of whats left* So we started off on #5 I love the hoth scene and i got a little to into it, remembering the good ol days playing shadows of the empire on my friends N64's awww....sorry. Things slowed down for a while until he came!
Yoda came out of the swamp crazy as ever, sounding excatly like....aw
my two best friends almost came together then i realzed the i was crazy
and that i have an obbession with Frank Oz. So Sam and I went pretty
crazy when this came around we were looking for this one scene that we
could never find. The battles were great luke losses his hand but the real battle was getting Jack to stay put, in the end the dark side got a hold of him and he went out with his ho's.

When Jack left the group which we though was sticking together for the whole night, all of our reactions were different.....The movie was almost over and Luke got his arm cut off (sam) HAND! (back to me) Jack left and the movie eneded. Now i filled my cup with some more drink and my belly with some more candy. We took a break that was watching a group of people with no lives what so ever make a movie based around yoda....A CUP OF YODA FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! A CUP OF YODA and the worst part about it is that HE DIES THE MAC OF THE UNIVERSE DIES!!!!!! I thought my life had come to an end, until i realized that we still had RETURN OF THE JEDI!!!!! It now around 11:30pm let me remind you we started this around 12:30 when i came over! I was tired Sam was Tired Jack left.....

SAM PUTS IN RETRUN OF THE JEDI, we really did not understand just how far we had come JABBA ON THE DAIS!!!!!! Jack came home in the middle of Return of the Jedi and he was terrified to see us still sitting there watching the movie he just said God i cant believe you guys are still here and he grabbed a seat himself and sat down and watched the rest that doesnt make up for the fact that he left us though that may never be forgiven. The movie was pretty good at the end of the last fight scene Sam and I stood up and did a little po scream or something i dont know. Jack went to bed I think he was embrassed for us, i dont see why....Well its was around 1:15 and Sam and I were still awake going crazy with songs like JABBA ON THE DAIS we went really crazy making up some stuff that if i put on this site no one would be able to handle the crazyness. Then we got on AIM and started talking to some girl that thinks she is a hardcore punker when she really doesnt know anything about anything. We sent her some really messed up photos of myself! Then at the height of all crazyness known to man SAM MADE THIS out of our old bands web page!!!!This was around 3-4am and we were going so crazy i cant even explain

I was scared for my life when Sam busted into his JABBA ON THE DAIS...then i got into it and i was scared for my own life, it was now around 4:30 am and i had, had around 5 sodas and a whole box of Mike and Ikes that the box said should have served 8....so well ya know we were a little wired and i looked at the clock and said "Well the way i see it its 4 o clock now so there is really no reason to go to sleep Sam Agrred and we watch Saved By the Bell for an hour and someother useless crap. Well now it is almost 7am and i have been awake a long long time we are about to head out to McDonalds and get some breakfast. This concludes the Story of Two and a half (Jack Left *lil bitch*)
Teenage boys that really REALLY REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE!