The first letter was to do with describing how bored they were, as they proceeded on to study the question of "Do you like blue, green or pink elephants?" At the end of that letter, Ming very loyally reported that Po Chin has just commented, "Aiyoh, waste one whole piece of paper on her." Really nice friends I have, huh?

The second letter was more direct. It basically consisted of a A to Z list of adjectives of me. Apparently after that when they tried to recall what they have written, they couldn't remember a few of the words. So I thought it would be nice for me to reproduce that list here, y'know, so it'll be easy for them to check when they need to:

Dear Cindy, you are...

A - atrocious
B - boring
C - crass
D - dumb
E - eeeewwwwww
F - fat
G - gaudy
H - horny (??)
I - infantile
J - a jackass
K - kutu-brained I have no idea what this is...
L - a louse
M - motherly
N - nerdy
O - obnoxious
P - a philistine
Q - queer
R - ridiculous
S - a sucker
T - torturous
U - unevolved
V - valium
W - wretched
X - xylophonic
Y - (yes)-whatever derogatory term you can think of
Z - zoological

Fact is, they enjoy doing that to me. I'd bet they'll try to recall this list again during dinner on Wednesday again. I suffer from mental abuse. Sniff...