| The Quote List |
| The QL didn't come out as great this time... I forgot my dumb notebook so we were quoting on little pieces of paper that were scattered around the room. It was like "HA! QL! Where's a piece of the paper?" I hope I found all the papers. Since it was scattered, this is in no particular order... whatsoever. |
| �I thought of saying something else� turd.� Michele �Do they have hourly rates?� Sam Booze girls are here.� Jen �BYOA!� Shan (bring your own alcohol) �I don�t like pretty boys.� Sam �There�s something wrong with you.� Jen �I like geeky boys.� Sam �Come back chuck!� Michele �[Stalone] His piece that should not be named.� Kathe �Lil Nicky?� Jen �How stoned are you guys?� Con guy �We�re being banged.� Kathe �That�d be funny if they named on of these Lepre-con.� Michele �We get stark lusting after the topiaries in Epcot.� Kathe �Makes no sense, but that explains it.� Jen �We have stalkers.� Shan �Japanese stalkers.� Jen �Tag team snorting!� Michele �I need tape or something sticky.� Jen �He needs his ex-lax.� Jen �Taco-bell ex-lax.� Shan �Bucket of shrimp and lobster of truth.� �Jedi, Nazi, and Mad Max.� Jen �Survivor; it�s my tomato; I grew it myself.� Kathe �He�s a Chinese Jedi.� Shan �Dani, I had no idea you were a crack whore.� Jen �That is so many levels of wrong.� Kathe �He�s the good humor Bin Laden!� Kathe �Nazi vs Jedi.� Kathe �The Good Humor Bin Laden Jedi.� Kathe �He�s been upgraded to a Jedi. He�s a black Jedi.� Jen �He�s going on probation and going to be a Nazi again.� Jen �Welcome to the future. Choose one: Nazi, Jedi, or Dennis Leary.� Jen �That would be endurance sex.� Kathe �Frodo is pretty little girl sex.� Sam �Aragorn fancies Frodo, and Sam will kill him.� Jen �That�s not dirty?� Kathe �Where�s my drink?� Kathe �Could you imagine D�Argo as a stormtrooper?� Michele �You don�t even have to do subtext, it�s just text.� �He�s the drag queen Jedi!� Sam �There�s a geek in the hallway.� Jen �She�s filming the peephole.� Kathe |
�It�s coming through! It came out!� Shan Snort count, 4 in a row: Kathe, Jen, and Sam. �I got Gimli.� Kathe �The Force is not with you my son. You do not have the robes, and your lightsaber is not showing.� Kathe �Hitler; Everything was wrong, but he had great fashion sense. His uniforms: really snappy. His architecture wasn�t bad too.� Kathe �I�m the fat Jedi.� Kathe �We can be snarky and horrible, but in good taste.� Kathe �We like the rock dancing A-Team.� Jen �Oh! She had a booger up her nose!� Michele �He apparently used a tennis shoe to beat him unconscious.� Michele �When the buzz wears off mmmeeelllooowww.� Kathe �Here, eat the chicken.� Michele �She�s an infomercial!� Jen re: Shan �Where�s the quote list?� Kathe �In my pants.� Sam �I can�t flick it off. I�m in a children�s environment.� Kathe �The mauling of the puffin.� Kathe �It�s a female Phil!� Shan �A cheetah butt, much less.� Michele �A cheetah butt munch?!??� Kathe �How ya doing? I�m Mr. Powerful.� Mr. Powerful �There�s a flying dildo on your chest.� Kathe �I cannot lead and quote at the same time.� Shan� I haven�t yet reached Natalie�s level yet. <g> �SHE-RA!!!� All of us (or maybe Shan) screaming as we see the She-Ra cartoon playing on the tv. �There are a lot of hot guys here.� Kathe �It�s all good.� Shan �David Prowse is a dirty old man.� Shan �They�re all dirty old men. Except Gandalf. He�d be lusting after the young boys.� Kathe �I�m going to be the person with mirrors over my bed.� Kathe �I would feel naked in that.� Shan �So would I.� Kathe �Naked and cold.� Shan �Raise your hand if you�re a freak.� Kathe �Bubba-Daddy Day!� Shan �It�s calling them down to it�s own little underworld.� Shan �The good humor underworld!!� Kathe �Kiss my sugar cone.� Kathe �And Stark suddenly went flamingly gay.� Kathe �What do you mean suddenly?� VH |