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Shinra Otaku
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What is an Otaku you ask?
Well its like this...are a fan of something, but are you an OBSESSED Fan?
Well here's your chance! Read these and See if YOU are an OBSESSED Shinra Fan!
If you answer yes to more than 5 of them, you are an Otaku!
PS! Those with * Next to em are ones that I am guilty of! XD
1. You�ve successfully done a Rufus Shinra Cosplay
2. You got a black labador and called him Dark Nation
3. In any RPG you named the characters after Shinra people, and If you can�t, then you just pretend :) *
4. You�ve taken up the sport of shooting just to be like Rufus
5. When you go out shooting you dress like Rufus
6. or you go out dressed like a Turk *
7. You go out trick or treating as a Turk and you get mistaken for James Bond
8. Your family knows what Shinra is *
9. You play with Battlebots and design them to look like Proud Clod.
10. You made yourself Tea with lotsa sugar and honey *
11. Your email, or screenname has something to do with Shinra *
12. Your friends know who the Shinra is and they�ve never played the game *
13. you�ve convinced perfect strangers to play Final fantasy 7 *
14. you teach others about Shinra *
15. You Dream about the Shinra *
16. Your dog is named Rufus or Scarlet *
17. You call your fat sibling/enemies �Heidegger� behind their back *
18. If you hear someone on TV with the same name as a Shinra person you say �THEY STOLE ____�S NAME!!� *
19. If you see someone in a blue suit you think �They are trying to be like a Turk!� *
20. You�ve bought a blue suit to be like a Turk *
21. You say �I am a part of Shinra� *
22. You ARE a part of Shinra *
23. You take mini personality quizzes and you lie to become on of the Shinra results
24. People who insult Shinra DIE *
25. You squeal over pics of Shinra Employees *
26. You add to lists like these *
27. You�ve made dolls of the Shinra people and they aren�t half bad
28. When you see white, you think of Rufus. *
29. You�ve learnt to play the trumpet or another brass instrument so you can play the Rufus� Welcoming Ceremony song.
30. Either that or you took up the drums to play the Welcoming Ceremony
31. In class you are forbidden to write anything about Shinra or Final Fantasy
32. You cry when Rufus is killed *
33. You cry when the Proud Clod is destroyed *
34. You look at all the robotic creatures you fight and say �wow! Scarlet sure is intelligent, I love these robots� *
35. You dance like Palmer *
36. You say �Kya ha ha� or �Gya ha ha� *
37. You don�t really like Reeve too much, he�s a traitor *
38. You like to write sappy Shinra stories *
39. Your License plate says �Shinra� on it
40. You Role Play as a Shinra person *
41. When you go to parties dressed like Scarlet (if you are female)
42. When you go to parties dressed like Rufus or a Turk
43. You search the �Want Ads� for Shinra jobs *
44. You crack open keychains that have smartass sayings in them and you replace the paper with a Shinra Turk or Rufus *
45. You sign guestbooks as Rufus *
46. You name your pets after Shinra people *
47. You coated a picture of Rufus or the Turks in clear shipping tape and you wear it as a necklace *
48. You�ve made pins of Shinra *
49. You apologize to all the Shinra Attack Squads for killing them *
50. You take the Shinra Commander and SOLIDERS as prisoners on the Submarine, sparing their lives. *
51. When Rufus says �I guess we can�t be friends� on the Shinra Building Roof you scream at the TV �BUT I DO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! ITS JUST CLOUD THAT DOESN�T!� *
52. You rename the main characters of FF7 after the Shinra *
53. You name your Pokemon after Shinra people *
54. When you realize more than 50 of these statements are true *
55. You call powerlines �Mako Reactors� *
56. You feel a sense of pride when someone says that they like the Shinra *
57. You play with Legos and you design the people to look like the Shinra. You even made the Proud Clod and Sister Ray! Complete with a HUGE Shinra Building and Midgar plate!! *