"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
     ---- Mike from TMNT: The Movie

"Fuck this planet!!" *sticks up middle fingers*
     ---- Red Planet

"Whoa, your booty's really got it goin' on!"
     ---- Rei Rei (I didn't see it, but heard the quote)

*Kid, Mom, Doctor, and Nurse in room*
*Doctor and Nurse trying to give kid a shot in the head because he bumbed it while climbing on his dad's boat*
*KID SCREAMS*
Mom - Calm down!
Doctor - Its only gonna be a small pinch
Kid - I DONT WANT A SMALL PINCH!!!
Mom - Be good and we will go to McDonalds
Kid - NO!!! I WANNA GO TO TOYS R US!!!
Doctor - Hold Still
Mom - McDonalds or I will tell Daddy you were climbing on his boat!!!
Kid - NO!!!! TOYS R US OR I WILL TELL GRANDMA YOU WERE PLAYING WITH DADDY'S PENIS!!!
*KID RUNS OUT OF ROOM AFTER SHOT GOES IN, MOM RUNS AFTER*
�����---- ER

"Eine minuten, eine minuten. Ach!! Das faken fon...ist ein...nuisense fon! (Hitler parody)
�����---- Simpsons

*runs from offscreen and kneels onground* "NOOOOOO!!!!!"
*then runs to cliff and hangs off offscreen*
---- Imhotep (Mummy Returns)

HAKU....MACHENTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- Rock AKA Scorpion King's only line (Mummy Returns)

*saw* *spoon* *eat* "Would you like some??" "Raaaa....yessss..."
---- Modified Hannibal

"Sonofabitch must pay..."
---- Jack Burton (Kurt Russel) [Big Trouble in Little Tokyo]

"...So the aliens live in Hooterville!"
---- Crow (Mystery Science Theatre 3000-The Movie)

Umm...(Most of the movie)
---- Ash (Bruce Cambell) [Army of Darkness]

"Ehhhhhh...."
---- The Fonz (Happy Days)

"I love it when a plan comes together"
---- Hannibal (A-Team)

"5 nights a week...Yeah Yeah!!"
---- Jamie Foxx commercial

"Pray for Mojo..."
---- The Simpsons

"Supersize your wallet!!"
---- McDonalds application thing

"Mira mi punta!!! Fondo largo!!!" *jerky dancing*
---- J'Lo (P-Diddy rulez!)

"...no...soy...Jaime..."
---- Jaime look-alike in Destinos