"We want you to save money; Even if it's not with us."
     ---- Progressive Auto Insurance

No Smoking Propane (on a sign)

A DRAWING of a oversized watch that you can totally tell was drawn at the bottom said "Not actual product" (from Mouse)

"Opportunity only knocks once. Temptation leans on the doorbell."
     ----Saying on Mouse's T-Shirt

Instruction Manuel for Hair Dryer - 7. Never use while sleeping.
Warning on Razor Blade: CAUTION ITS RAZOR SHARP!

On sugar high
Piss-poor service
www.protmovement.com
Sugar was good
�����---- Note we left Denny's who wouldn't seat us for two minutes and would not take our orders. (Some mistakes may have been made in my re-creation)

"Cost a little bit less"
     ---- PNS Bags

"I'm going to mangle you green scrappers."
"Pizza time!"
"This is a creepy cave." (After falling in sewer).
     ---- TMNT4 game (SNES)

"Pot nothing in this room"
     ---- Sign at PNS

Plan, and then combine your trips. Make a list of the things you need and the places you need to go. Go to as many places as possilbe on any one trip. Try to reduce the number of places you need to go. This will cut down on the number of trips you need to make.

*Their is a picture of a blind man walking with his white stick in a NO PEDISTRIANS area*

*Funeral Processions: Only the first vehicle in the funeral procession must obey traffic signs and signals. Vehicles in the procession must have headlights on. Do not cut into or interfere with a procession.

*If you hit a deer, you are entitled to keep it. If you do not want the deer, the next motorist on the scene is entitled to the deer.

"Now you've got protection"
"YiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiYIYIYIYIYIYOW"
"Hey, man. Hands off. What the? YES" �����---- Aerosmith in Revolution X

"My memories...will be part of the sky"
�����---- Dagger (FF9)

"No cloud, no squall shall hinder us!"
�����---- Marcus (FF9) from "I Wanna be Your Canary" ((Zidane))

Test question at a meeting at Pick N Save

Customers are our guests.
a. Pets
b. Paychecks
c. Guests
d. Family

YOU-KNOW-IN-YOUR-HEART-HE'S-RIGHT
Go, Goldwater, go Goldwater..
�����---- Goldwater Presidential Commercial

No parking except automobiles.
�����---- Road sign by local Cousins Subs

"Dre in the back/Sippin' on yak!"
�����---- Dr. Dre's "Next Episode"

"You're hurting my elbow"
�����---- Crash Bandicoot

"Booya grandma, booya."
�����---- Crash Bandicoot

"If red meets black, that don't mean jack;
if red meets yellow....THEN YOU DIE!!!!!!!"
�����---- A bit of an change on AP Bio saying...

This happens in high-school:
A teacher gets really mad at his biology class one day so he stands up and the front of the class and demands that anyone who is an idiot please stand up. After a couple of seconds a blonde stands up. The teacher then asks her why she's an idiot. The blonde replies, "I'm not. I just felt sorry for you standing there all by yourself."

Covered, covered and smothered, double covered and smothered.
(Also...) Moons over my hammy.
�����---- Denny's menu

Dash! Rush! Sprint! WOOSH!!
---- GA signs

Chicken....Yeah!!!! Pollo....Si!!!! Haachen....Ja!!!!
---- Chicken Dash machine at Six Flags (Temporarily missing, we believe

"...Like a fox!!!" "Sucka foo'!!!" "Get to steppin' Bi-ocht"
---- Random sayings. Lol

**theoretical situation-Bush asks Carter for help**
Carter*accent of course*- "We should give them hostages."
"Or peanuts. Everyone likes peanuts.

Work together: On your own.
---- Accounting homework

One question summary of calc so far. #1-11.
---- Calc homework

"Huh???.......It's just a box..."
---- Guard in Metal Gear Solid

Hosemaster Rick is big, black with a veiny dick (ewww...)
---- Rick's definition

"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!....Hamma Time!!!!"
---- "U Can't Touch This" MC Hammer

"Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon!"
---- "Ice Ice Baby" Vanilla Ice

Everybody stutters one way or the other so check out my message to you
as a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back
the scatman can do it so can you.
Everybody's saying the scatman stutters but he never stutter when he sings
but what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now that a stutter and a scat
are the same for you
I'm the scatman
Where's the scatman?
I'm the scatman.
---- "Scatman" Scatman John

I pity the foo who hits T with a hammer.
Where my milk foo?
I pity the fool who don't drink milk like Mr. T.
Yue milk.
Jibba jabba.
I'll throw yo ass sucka.
Mah gold sucka, mah gold.
Enough wit this math jibba jabba.
Where my milk foo?
My van is helluva fast.
I'll be over there in no time flat.
All this math jibba jabba is makin T mad.
Ima throw these SAT suckas helluva far.
I'm thirsty.
Where's my milk foo?
Real men drive vans.
Planes are for wusses fool.
I pity the fool who puts T in another dimension.
Mmmmm...dis milk is gooood.
My own brain's jibba jabba is so confusing I'll just have to throw my own thoughts.
---- A conversation between me and mrfood during the PSAT's

In AD 2101 War was beginning *explosion*

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set us up the bomb.
Mechanic: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
*see figure*
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
Captain: What you say!!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
HAHAHAHA.... *figure fades out*
Operator: Captain!!
Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!! (some spaceship apparantly)
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
---- The amazing opening of Zero Wing, an old Genesis game

Sobe
Sobe
I like to drink Sobe
144 percent of vitamin C
144 percent of vitamin A
35 percent of vitamin E
and 6 per-cent-of-cal-ci-um
(repeat infinitely)

---- The Sobe song created by me