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Ok now, MrFood, Omny, Jorgy and I began this craziness by "blowing" anthrax to each other during classes with funny results. Once we developed a "defense" by injecting Cipro, we proceeded to find more ways to "kill" each other. So, here's a table of our madness.

UNDER NO CONDITIONS DO I RECOMMEND THAT ANY OF THIS SHOULD BE ACTUALLY DONE.
THIS IS ALL FOR FUN, DON'T BE A MORON
(geez, it's sad that I really should put a disclaimer on stuff like this...)

Death Method Counter Counter-Counter
1. Blow anthrax off hand Inject Cipro or inhale Cipro and blow it back Inject too much Cipro (overdose) or reflect with a mirror (...)
2. Empty syringe Dodge...or claim that there was no oxygen in it N/A
3. Smallpox Claim it didn't kill (30% kill rate) Inject 3 more times
4. San Francisco syringe Suicide pill Claim the mouth gonorrhea closed off the mouth
5. Tammy Baldwin For the love of God, run! N/A
6. Throw suicide pill Close mouth Suicide bomb
7. Suicide bomb Sorry... :( (None yet) N/A
8. Ebola wind-up monkey Dodge out of their way or smack them or use the missle defense system Make an army of wind-up monkeys or claim that missle defense misses
9. Base to the face!! Nothing. Instant death if it connects. N/A
10. Liquid nitrogen, then Base to the face!. Ka-SHLAM. Hope the liquid nitrogen is too hard for the Base to shatter it. N/A
11. Asbestos (see anthrax) (See anthrax) (See anthrax)
12. Blow dust Cough Laugh if you please, otherwise continue to real death methods
13. Blow anthrax Dub Breathe in and die happy. No counter needed, user also dies. lol
14. Smash hand into wall, slash person when bones are sticking out N/A (yet) N/A

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	Death Method	Counter	Counter-Counter
1.	Blow anthrax off hand	Inject Cipro or inhale Cipro and blow it back	Inject too much Cipro (overdose) or reflect with a mirror (...)
2.	Empty syringe	Dodge...or claim that there was no oxygen in it	N/A
3.	Smallpox	Claim it didn't kill (30% kill rate)	Inject 3 more times
4.	San Francisco syringe	Suicide pill	Claim the mouth gonorrhea closed off the mouth
5.	Tammy Baldwin	For the love of God, run!	N/A
6.	Throw suicide pill	Close mouth	Suicide bomb
7.	Suicide bomb	Sorry... :( (None yet)	N/A
8.	Ebola wind-up monkey	Dodge out of their way or smack them or use the missle defense system	Make an army of wind-up monkeys or claim that missle defense misses
9.	Base to the face!!	Nothing. Instant death if it connects.	N/A
10.	Liquid nitrogen, then Base to the face!.	Ka-SHLAM. Hope the liquid nitrogen is too hard for the Base to shatter it.	N/A
11.	Asbestos (see anthrax)	(See anthrax)	(See anthrax)
12.	Blow dust	Cough	Laugh if you please, otherwise continue to real death methods
13.	Blow anthrax Dub	Breathe in and die happy.	No counter needed, user also dies. lol
14.	Smash hand into wall, slash person when bones are sticking out	N/A (yet)	N/A