The New Stuff
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“What am I, fucking MacGuyver? I’m making this up as I go!”
~ Pres. Douglas, My Fellow Americans
“Sometimes I wish I were a vampire so I could puncture the lid of my Pringles.”
~ Jen
“If it takes three days to read, it it’s not a fic. It’s a pilgrimage.”
~ Molly on fanfic
“Sonnet, if you don’t stop poking the drunk people I’m going to come over there and kill you! They wiggle around and disturb things!
~ Molly on the seniors
“Anything broken?”
“No, I just pulled my drawer out. All the way out.”
“Oh. Do you need help putting back in?”
“Well, yes. But we’ll do that when I’m not naked.”
~ Me and Molly
“My Latin books are trying to kill me!”
~ Molly
“It’s never too late for brain damage!”
~ Molly
“I would think about defending you, but I’m naked.”
~ Molly
“You know, in the dark, a box of hot chocolate mix looks a lot like a box of tampons until you try to put them on.”
~ Molly
“I still say that Survivor would be better if they had fourteen people, one island and one knife.”
~ Molly
“The wheel’s still spinning, but the hamster is dead.”
~
Molly on trying to think after 8 hours of fencing
“Sometimes, I just have the urge to stick my epee up my nose.”
~ Molly during fencing
“I don’t think you have to say please if you’re sitting on someone’s head.”
~ Molly during fencing
“Being young and dumb is…dangerous.”
~ Spike Lee, talk at Hollins
“This is much better dancing.”
“Yeah! Table dancing! I like this!”
~ Megan and Lori
“Another day, another disaster. Maybe this world wants to go down. Ever think about that?”
“Ask me again five minutes after I’m dead. In the meantime, dig up whatever faith you have. We’ll need it.”
~ Catwoman and Batman, JLA/The Titans: Technis Imperitive
Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
~ Todd Faber, Sandman
“That’s really creepy.”
“Yeah…especially if you know she walked out of the closet.”
~ on Laura’s movie
If I could speak in tongues of flame
I’d burn forever with your name
And take you with me for all time.
~ “One Dream,” October Project
“Self pity. It works almost as well as alcohol.”
~ Erica when asked how she got Sally Po and Une together without getting them drunk, Yaoi/Yuri Panel Katsucon 2001
“Now that’s talent.”
“Or maybe just physics.”
~ Maggie, Melissa
“I fence because I don’t play with balls.”
~ Colleen
“Don’t startle me, man, I’m Italian! What if I had a gun?”
~ Amanda
“This is the Green Room.”
“It’s green.”
“Hence the name.”
“Any questions?”
“Not from me!”
“Okay, then. Let’s go.”
~ Presidents Douglas and Kramer, leading the tour at the White House, My Fellow Americans
“Don’t worry. It’s only me—the twisted psycho.”
~ Tanner, My Fellow Americans
“When this is over, promise me we’ll come back and find my balls.”
~ Kramer, My Fellow Americans
When I look around
I think this: “This is good enough.”
And I try to live
Whatever life brings.
’Cause when I look down
I miss all the good stuff.
And when I look up
I just trip over things.
~ “As Is,” Ani DeFranco
“Progress is always the process of leaving something behind. Every choice we make means that we are forced to give something up, as well; to sacrifice the thing not chosen.”
~ Lady Elnear, Catspaw by: Joan D. Vinge
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