...getting a friend of a friend to sign him up for said mutual friend's private emailing list, only to hurl bitterness and lame insults to other members...and not knowing what a hambone he's being (see "not knowing when to shut up"), or caring that everyone is bashing him both publicly and privately.
...ingesting substances that are advertised as helpful, but has side effects that are worse than the problem trying to be resolved (ex. eating Olestra-laced "fat-free" foods which cause explosive diarrhea, or taking birth-control pills that cause heart and liver disease).
...leaving your baby locked in a car on a 90 degree day because you "forgot" you had a baby, then being shocked and horrified when you are arrested for negligence in the baby's death. (see my article about mandatory sterilization)
...being against sex/health education in schools, and then wondering why there are so many 14-year-old pregnant girls.
...travelling without any cash, and with a bunch of maxed-out credit cards.
...going through airport security with hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, along with several pounds of illegal narcotics.
...thinking you can get away with whatever you think you're getting away with.
...giving in to the hype without getting the facts.
...working to uphold outdated 200-year-old laws (such as gun laws...it's the constitution, not the Bible! It was written to be amended, which we're long overdue for. Get with the program, people!)
...spraying your pets with ungodly chemicals to keep the fleas off, and then wondering why they have cancer.
...going to the bathroom once a week on average, and wondering why you always have pesky health problems.
...doing sneaky, underhanded things to all of your friends, and then constantly asking yourself why everybody hates you.
...being Michael Jackson, and thinking that people believe a) that you don't like little boys, and b) your 'children' are yours, biologically.
...still counting on those dot-com stock options to make you rich...any month now...
...thinking the Florida vote count was accurate.
...believing those hard lumps on your friend's chest are "real".
...doing something you saw done on "Jackass".
...not looking at the big picture.
...contagious, so stop it now, Beyotch!
