Buffy on Oprah (a spoof) (pt. 1)

Oprah:� Today we have the Slayer, and the men who love her: Angel, Xander Harris, Riley Finn, and Spike

Buffy:� Ok I understand why everyone else is here. But why are you here Spike?� Spike:� * cough* I don�t know� I never liked you�and�and you have stupid hair!�

Everyone: � Huh?� Angel: I loved her before any of you did!

Riley:� I was there when she needed me where were you? Of feeding on someone I�d bet.� Angel:� Back off or I�ll be feeding on someone all right��

Xander:� Hey! I�ve always been there for her. Even when she didn�t love me back the way I wanted her to. Unlike you two who just ran off! And why is Spike Here?�

Buffy:� Xander I �Angel�Riley? And again why is Spike here?� *Looks hopelessly at them all*

Oprah:� Spike, do love Buffy?�

Spike: �No! Never�maybe�*mumbles* yes.�

Oprah:� And did you ever try to tell her how you felt?�

Spike:� Yes, once. And�.and..*starts to cry* she said I was beneath her!�

*Buffy looks very confused* Buffy:� I thought you wanted to kill me�� *Spikes cries even more* Spike:� I was pouring my heart out to her. Not in so many words, but�� *Oprah puts her arm around Spike�s shoulder* Oprah to Buffy: � How could you?�

Buffy:�I..I�I�� Oprah: � We have to go to break now. Up next: Buffy, and how she pushes those she loves away.

Part 2

People Against Buffy Being Mean To Spike
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