*Buffy is sitting in a chair away from all the guys. The guys are seated from the left Angel, Riley, Xander, Spike*
Oprah:� We�re back. Today�s special guests: Buffy Summers, Angel, Xander Harris, Riley Finn and Spike. Now we are going to find out just why Buffy pushes those she loves away.�
Buffy:� I do not!� Riley:� Ha!� *Buffy glares at him*
Angel: � Well I don�t know about you guys, but she let me in.� Spike: � Oh come on mate, you suffocated her. I gave her the room to be herself.�
Buffy: � I don�t push people away! I let you all in! Well except for Spike. But I�ve been so worried about my mom lately, it�s hard to let anyone in.�
Oprah: � So when Buffy needed you. You were all there for her?� Riley: � I was. I was there for her one hundred percent� Spike to Riley: *rolls eyes*� Give me a break! Where were you when her mom was sickly like? I was the only one comforting her! You were probably off donating some blood to vampires.�
Angel to Riley: � You let vampires bite you? I can�t believe Buffy went out with you. I knew I didn�t like you!� Riley: � I wanted to know why she was attracted to you two.�
Spike: � Wait a second. She�s attracted to me? *Gets a cocky grin* well well�� *Buffy puts her hands over her face* Buffy: � I can�t believe we�re actually on this show�
Xander: � Buffy are you ok? Is Dead Boy bothering you?� Spike:� Yeah or Captain Cardboard getting on your nerves?� Xander: �Riley, Captain Cardboard? Nice one!� Spike: *Laughs* � Dead Boy? For Angel? I love it!�
*Xander and Spike give each other high fives. Then realize what they just did and give disgusted looks to each other*
*Person from the audience stands up* Person: � Oprah I have a question for Spike.�
Oprah: � Yes?� Person: � Spike, how long have you loved Buffy?� Spike: � Ever since Willow cast a spell that made us fall in love with each other. Only the effects didn�t seem to where off after it was reversed for me. *Smiles at Buffy*
*Another Person raises hand* Oprah: � You have a question?�
Person: � Yes. Spike, how does the chip in your head work exactly?� Spike: � I can�t hurt anything human. It�s not an evil or good thing. You see, * gets up walks over and hits Angel in the nose* I can hurt other demons, and such but if I try to hurt a human�* Walks over and bites Oprah, she falls to the ground dead* AHHHHHHHH!!!!�Wait a second, that didn�t hurt. * Everyone is shocked and confused*
Buffy: � I knew it! I always knew she wasn�t quiet human.� - Vamp Harmony PABBAMS FOREVER!!