| EVERYONE GOES TO WALMART, IT'S LIKE THE BASES OF AMERICAN CULTURE TODAY. I WAS THERE AFTER SCHOOL THE OTHER DAY, AND I WAS WAITING IN LINE TO BUY SOMETHING, AND I NOTICED THESE TWO GIRLS COME IN THE DOORS. I THOUGHT THEY LOOKED PRETTY RESPECTABLE, I MEAN THE FIRST GIRL HAD ON ALL BLACK, SKATER SHOES, HUGE BAGGY PANTS, HER HAIR WAS TWO COLORS, AND SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE HADN'T BATHED, YOU KNOW, SHE LOOKED PRETTY PUNKY TO SAY THE LEAST. HER SIDEKICK WAS BLONDE (ERGH) AND SHE WAS WEARING A SPONGEBOB SHIRT AND BIG PANTS, YOU COULD TELL SHE WAS A POSER. THEY WALKED PAST ME AND I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT THEM. THEN THEY WALKED BY AGAIN, SO I DECIDED TO GO AND WALK UP TO THEM, JUST TO BE COOL OR WHATEVER. I SEE THE FIRST CHICK WITH THE COLORED HAIR IS WEARING AN AVRIL TSHIRT. NOT SO COOL ANYMORE... SO I START TO WALK FASTER TOWARDS THEM, I PUT UP TWO BULLHORS, AND SAY "OMG, LIKE AVRIL IS SSSOOOOO PUNK" IN A VERY RUDE AND MEANINGFUL VOICE, AND THEN I GO "SOOOOOO LAME", AND WALK AWAY. AND OF COURSE, BECUASE THEY HAVE TO BE THE IMMATURE AVRIL FANS THAT THEY ARE, THEY STARTED TALKING AMONGST THEM SELVES ABOUT ME, I DIDN'T CARE. BUT I SAW THEM OUT IN THE PARKING LOT ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER, AND I YELLED "THE RAMONES WOULD ROLL OVER IN THEIR GRAVES AT YOU CORPORATE FOOLS"...AND WHAT DO THEY GIRLS DO, THEY SAY "FUCK YOU...GO TO HELL...BITCH".... IT REALLY PROVES TO YOU THAT AVRIL FANS ARE INGNORANT AND AREN'T AS HARDCORE AS THEY WOULD LIKE TO THINK THEY ARE.... THE SADDEST THING IS THOUGH....THEY WERE LIKE 20 OR SO, AND I'M MERELY 16. SOME PEOPLE. |