| (ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION) webmasters JESSICA [email protected] CRAIG [email protected] |
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| LAST UPDATED ON: 07-03-03 |
| BORN ON: 12-14-02 |
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| HELP US EXPOSE AVRIL FOR WHAT SHE REALLY IS, A FASHION PUNK. HELP US SPREAD THE ANTI-AVRILISM. HELP US TO KEEP PUNK ALIVE JOIN US: [email protected] [email protected] |
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| *CARTOON SECTION *LYRIC COMPARISONS *MORE LINKS *PARODIES *AVRIL'S PERSONAL CD COLLECTION *WHAT AVRIL IS *MUSICAL COMPARISONS *JOKES *WHY YOU HATER HER *PUNKEST FANS *AVRIL SAYS |
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| --HOWDY ONCE AGAIN FOLKS. AHH, THE FRESH SMELL OF A NEW UPDATE, AND NEW NAVIGATION! WEEEE! PLEASE, JUST ENJOY YOURSELF AND HAVE FUN ON THIS LITTLE RIDE. I'LL RESPECT YOUR OPINIONS, JUST RESPECT MINE. I'LL GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. |
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| THE GRAMMY CURSE: AS EVERYONE SADLY KNOWS, AVRIL WAS NOMINATED THIS YEAR AT THE PAST GRAMMY'S FOR 5 DIFFERENT AWARDS, NONE OF WHICH SHE WAS AWARDED. BUT IT HAS GONE DONE IN HISTORY THAT ANY ARTIST WHO IS AT THE VERY LEAST NOMINATED FOR THE "BEST NEW ARTIST" CATAGORY, WILL DROP SO FAST OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH IN A FIREY BLUNDER, THAT THEIR FANS WON'T EVEN NOTICE. JUST TAKE MILLI VANILLI FOR EXAMPLE...NO ONE KNOWS OF THEM ANYMORE, OR AFTER THEIR NOMINATION...BUT THEN AGAIN, WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE. POINT IS, AVRIL IS EXPERIENCING THE CURSE, WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER IN A WHILE! THANK GOD! DIE POSER BITCH DIE! |
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| THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT TELL US WE HAVE NO LIVES FOR CREATING AND WORKING ON THIS SITE, BUT WE DON'T REALLY GIVE A DAMN. IT'S OBVIOUSLY NEVER UPDATED, SO WE OBVIOUSLY DON'T SPEND ALL THE TIME THAT THEY THINK WE DO ON IT. THEN THERE'S THOSE PEOPLE WHO TELL US HOW LAME OUR HTML CODING IS, WELL GUESS WHAT, IF WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO MAKE YOU HTML FANS HAPPY, THEN WE'D BE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE SITE...YOU PEOPLE...TISK TISK...AREN'T MOST OF YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ROCKERS? AWFUL WHINEY FOR ROCKERS... |
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| WHEN WILL THE STUPIDITY END?!?!?!?!?! |
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| "YANNI IS MORE PUNK THAN AVRIL" -LATEST ISSUE OF JANE |
| THE LATEST ISSUE OF JANE MAGAZINE FEATURES ANGELINA JOLIE ON THE COVER. INSIDE, NOT TO MY AMAZEMENT, WAS AVRIL LAVIGNE. IT WAS A TWO PAGE LAYOUT, ON SIDE HAVING "JANE WINNER", AND THE OTHER, "JANE LOSER". JOLIE WAS ON THE RIGHT, THE WINNING SIDE, AND MISS LAVIGNE WAS ON THE LATTER, THE LOSING SIDE. THE SPREAD SHOWED SEMI-REVIEWS OF THE TWO LADIES CAREERS SO FAR. ANGELINA LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL, WHICH I'M SURE SHE IS, AND LAVINGE LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT, WHICH WE ALL KNOW SHE IS. THERE WERE QUOTES, AND THE YANNI ONE WAS ONE OF THEM. I PERSONALLY RECOMEND YOU PICK UP THIS CHICK MAGAZINE JUST TO READ THE AVRIL STUFF, IT'S WELL WORTH IT!!! |
| AVRIL IS ON THE COVER ALSO, AND THE TITLE READS "AVRIL LAVIGNE: THE BIG LOSER". GO TO janemag.com TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. |
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| KUDOS FOLKS, AND REMEMBER... "THE RAMONES WOULD BE ROLLING OVER IN THEIR GRAVES AT A CORPORATE FOOL LIKE AVRIL!!" |
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| ^^^^^NAVIGATION^^^^^ |
| BUMPER STICKERS AND WINDOW DECALS ARE SOON TO BE AVAILABLE! |
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