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| AUTHOR: AVRIL LAVIGNE |
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| Welcome to my first edition of "Avril's Guide To Poser Punk". You will find this handly little book to be very helpful in dressing punk, yet having absolutely nothing to do with the culture. That's right folks, it's all about the fashion. Follow these easy guidlines, and you'll be posing in no time! - Love Avril |
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| Well, as we all know, nothing makes a punk like the bracelets to your elbows. So check out Claire's or Hot Topic to buy all that they have in stock. |
| Wrist bands add to the punkdom, wear about 80 of them! |
| Once you get the arm decor down, it's time to use it. Make sure to always flash the rocker sign, that is while you're preforming your POP music. |
| Since poser punks are such pansies, we're afraid of ink. So your next step is going to be to buy every fake tat out of a $0.25 machine you can find. |
| This is critical, be sure to wear pants that have zippers, they really give you that "I'm a hardcore poser look and feel". |
| Even more critical, is adding an unneccessary wallet chain. It just says "my pants are punk" |
| Everyone wants to see what underwear you're at whatever moment, so be sure to wear mens boxers and go all out with the pin that says "my underwear are punk". |
| We musn't forget our feet. Wear socks that you found at the salvation army. I mean come on, they just say "i'm punk"...don't they? |
| Every punk wears chuck taylors, it's THE unwriten law. They say "i'm fucking punk". |
| Now that we have you dressed, it's time to pose. Start off by looking the punk part, and play every punks worst nightmare, POP music. That will make you a TRUE punk there! HELL YEA! |
| Never speak a word of what you feel or think, just talk about love and how you "skateboard". Become a walking contradiction of yourself. |
| CONGRATULATIONS... YOU'RE NOW A POSER!!!! |
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