The Osbournes get a visit from Jack's friend Jason DIll, Pro- Skateboarder. In this episode you'll see him walk around scrathing his head, burping and burning Sharon's kitchen utensils. Jack is re-united with his bulldog Lola, after they go swimming in the pool, Lola gets out and throws up in the garden. Sharon finds a bottle of Jack Daniels in Jacks room and trys to piss in it, she then finds out it was Dill's whisky. Ozzy struggles to open his new DVD.
Swear Count: 52
Episode 9: A Very Ozzy Christmas
Its Christmas and this episode kicks off with news of one of Ozzy's drivers had been in a road accidnet as he was recieving a blow- job from a prostitute whilst driving. Michael the security guard gets arrested for robbing the house behind and he was wearing one of Ozzy's t-shirts lol. Enjoy the site of Ozzy dancing to his new James Brown Singing doll "I feel good!" And conviscating Jacks knife and hiding it in the bottom of the fruit bowl, strange? Of course no christmas with the Osbournes is complete with out a fight with Kelly and Jack, where they argue about stick or dick. And of course Ozzy going on about his famous gravy. "we did a great job there with that gravy"
Swear Count: 69
Episode 10: Dinner With Ozzy
This episode is an interview with Ozzy over dinner about his career, his family and life in general. Its shown in clips from through out the series, look out for Sharon telling Kelly that they should of called her 'Vagina Osbourne' and their chase in kitchen.
Swear Count: 53
Episode 1: What Goes Up...
Ozzy and Sharon set off to Washington for the Presidential Dinner at the White House. Kelly's musical career is progressing with her performance at the 2002 MTV Movie Awards, Jack's spraying uninvited visitors with the sprinklers and gets excited over the MCrib.
Episode 2: What Comes Down.
As the title suggets not everything is goin well for the Osbournes. Kelly is off to New York to recording her album, whilst the rest of the family set of to their house in Malibu, as they got the news of Sharan's colon cancer. Ozzy tries to stay sober on his tour, however it all gets too much for him, yoga and poetry are introduced. Jack breaks his arm jumping off a pier.
Episdoe 3: The Ozz Man And The Sea
Kelly leaves for her European tour, whilst Jack makes his acting debut in Dawson's Creek!?! Ozzy try's to cheer Sharon up by making a fire on the beach and then decides to go fishing in the sea, using cheese as bate.
Episode 4: The Beauty And The Bert
Kelly's boyfriend Bert is introduced to the series and Sharon cant wait to meet him. However Kelly doesnt want to bring him home. Sharon becomes increasingly jealous and begs Kelly to spend more time with her.
Episode 5: Smells Like Teen Spirits
Jack & Kelly are partying a bit too hard and Ozzy & Sharon want to do something about it. Sharon is re-united with her dad Don after 21 years. Ozzy becomes a Grandad as his daughter Jessica had a baby girl. Ozzy also disscovers his addition with Burritos.
