Meet The family. They move into their new home in Beverly Hills. Sharon complains about the removal guys breaking her antiques. Ozzy struggles to work the Tv remote and finds a bayanet for his gun. Kelly starts the 1st fire in the house! Jack starts shouting at Melinda 'the nanny' Ozzy perfoms on Jay Leno and give the kids abit of advice before they go out. "Dont drink, dont take drugs, and if you have sex wear a condom."
Swear Count: 66
Episode 2: Bark At The Moon
You've met the family, now its time for the pets. In this episode we see the problems with the dogs shitting all over the floor, especially Jacks bullgod Lola. Elijah Wood makes an appearance as he went out with kelly, jack and his sister to watch a band, only to come back and find that Lola had pissed over Sharons new couch, so they all start wiping it up! Eurh! Sharon decides enough is enough and phones a dog trainer, Tamara, Ozzy is not impressed.
Swear Count: 80
Episode 3: For The Record
Ozzy sets of on tour for his new album, while jack sets of on a school camping trip. Ozzy appers on TRL and Loveline, Jack throws rocks at kids & tells the Counciller to "fuck himslef" Its Kelly's 17th Birthday which has a Halloween theme. Sharon goes mad when Kelly gets a heart tattoo on her hip.
Swear Count: 41
Episdoe 4: Won't You Be My Neighbour
It's war in the Osbourne household. Kelly complains to Ozzy about Aimee booking her a Garnocologist appointment and Sharon launches an attack at the neighbours who sit in their garden till 2:30 am playing middle aged music and singing along with their guitar. Sharon throws over bread and Ham at them.
Swear Count: 61
Epsode 5: Tour Of Duty
Ozzy prepares for his Merry Mayhem tour, rehearsing, making videos and agruing with Sharon about the props & special effects. This episode shows his reaction to the bubbles and going off in a mood and falling backwards of his chair. Sharon & Kelly go shopping and Kelly loses Ozzy Gold card!! uh oh!
Swear Count: 49
Episode 6: Trouble In Paradise
Things seem to be getting abit to much for the Osbourne family. Ozzy & Kelly both break their feet, and Ozzy is left to chase Pus around the garden with his walking stick as he wants to protect the cats from the coyotes. Kelly gets a fake ID and Melinda finds Jack watching movies about pot use again! Ozzy and Sharon decide to call a family meeting.
Swear Count: 72
Episode 7: Get Stuffed
Its Thanksgiving. The perfect chance for Ozzy to get drunk. He later volunteers to walk Lola although hes stoned, Jack goes after him. Sharon, Kelly & Jack go away to Ilinois where Ozzy is promoting his tour, so they can suprise him on his birthday. Before meeting Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack go out for a meal, where Sharon drops her Valentino Mink Stole down the toilet.
Swear Count: 57
