| On Sex and Sexuality OOOOh La La!
�Look at it this way, God gave us something fun to do, so go ahead, have fun with it; I know he would!� |
| You see it�s not all about sex, or being a sexual person, but humor and making the best of things in life. Grab a fresh cup of coffee and let�s chat.
Sex is like one of the funniest things you could ever talk about. And in the dark, it�s all good; I mean if it�s dark enough, anything can be okay! Many nites I recall something to do with a twelve pack of Heineken and a Sealy Posturpedic and thinking I went to bed with someone who looked like Jimmy Jean-Louis and waking up with someone who looked like Morgan Freeman. I think that life is just too short to beat a dead horse if you know what I mean. My sense of what is attractive is, to say the least, unreal. I usually go for guys that are preppy, witty and of course fun, but I usually end up with a hangover, broke and wondering where I went wrong. I won�t date anyone that has any of the following qualities: A bigger belly than me Less hair due to hair loss Less teeth- ouch! Bad credit � cause I am not paying off your debts Lack of employment, cause I am not a Ssugar daddyDaddy Lives at home with parents, self explanatory What good would talking about sex be if we did not touch on penis size? Does size matter? Well, lets put it this way, if its small enough, you can put it anywhere you want. It will fit anywhere you damned well want it to. How about those that are so small you can�t even buy a condom for? And for real, I have seen it! You don�t need a condom, boy you need a contact lens to cover it! What in the hell is that, a acorn? And what if its too big, you the kind, the MONSTER penis, you wonder, what in the hell do you feed that thing? Cute blonde boys like me! What do you want me to do with that thing? Sling it over my shoulder and burp it? You just can�t work with it if it�s too big, it just don�t fit! |
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