If the turn-out is good on this page, we'll even create individual pages for everyone. Until then though, we'll place everything here. Just email the pictures to me and I'll take care of rest. Here's another idea, if you have any stories or jokes you'd like to see here. Feel free to send those also.
Once we have your pictures and stories here and on the internet, you can use it as a family photo album. Feel free to send your friends here to see your pictures and stories. I look forward to working with everyone!
| 1. |
You've never met any celebrities. |
| 2. |
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the
highway. |
| 3. |
"Vacation" means driving through Brown County or going to King's
Island. |
| 4. |
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. |
| 5. |
You measure distance in minutes. |
| 6. |
"Down south" to you means Kentucky. |
| 7. |
You know several people who have hit a deer. |
| 8. |
Your school classes were cancelled because of the cold. |
| 9. |
Your school classes were cancelled because of the heat. |
| 10. |
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. |
| 11. |
You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. |
| 12. |
You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better". |
| 13. |
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. |
| 14. |
Stores don't have "bags" they have "sacks." |
| 15. |
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. |
| 16. |
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in
it--no matter what time of the year. |
| 17. |
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition: "Where's my
coat
at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." |
| 18. |
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, or
grain. |
| 19. |
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and
Jell-o
salad with marshmallows. |
| 20. |
You carry jumper cables in your car. |
| 21. |
You know what "cow tipping" or "possum kicking" is. |
| 22. |
You only own three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. |
| 23. |
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. |
| 24. |
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in
with
snow. |
| 25. |
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. |
| 26. |
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie. |
| 27. |
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one
page
but require six pages for sports. |
| 28. |
You think that deer season is a national holiday. |
| 29. |
You know which leaves make good toilet paper. |
| 30. |
You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly". |
| 31. |
You know if another Hoosier is from the southern, middle, or
northern
Indiana as soon as they open their mouth. |
| 32. |
You know that Angel Mound was not made by Angels. |
| 33. |
Carhart is the designer brand name. |
| 34. |
Driving to school in the grain wagon is the thing to do. |
| 35. |
The place to hang out after a school sold gas, cheap coke (soda or
pop
to all of you who aren't from IN) -AND a few groceries! |
| 36. |
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked. |
| AND FINALLY -- YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM INDIANA IF: |
| 37. |
You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Indiana
friends. |
Jennifer and I both attended high school together. She has a husband and a couple of daughters now. Click the picture below to see a very good example of her artwork...