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| That Crazy Night at UNC Chapel Hill |
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| The evening started out quiet enough, until I almost had to rip the head off of a foreign kid named Fabio Ortiz for calling me "Little Red Riding Hood". |
| This is Jim doing his best impression of what I looked like right before Fabio ruined my night before it began (and looking very pimpish at that sir). Then, I saw some rich frat guy wearing khakis and a bow tie. He also had his sunglasses turned around sitting on the back of his neck while it was dark outside. I wanted to stomp him into the pavement. Next, I saw a bunch of hippies writing anti-war messages on anything they could find. You can read all about it in my essay. You know what, come to think of it, UNC sucked! What a horrible place to visit and an even worse place to go to school! |
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| Here is Jim getting his drunk on. |
| My buddy Matt and some random UNC people |
| Dean from UNC and Dave Foley from "Kids in the Hall" |
| Seperated at birth? |
| Jim looking very swanked out and very English in his bowler hat |
| The classic college house party picture |
| She must have dropped something down her shirt. I offered to help find whatever it was, but was turned down. |
| Travis.... One Stone Cold Mother Fucker |
| Ole' Jimbo ranting about one of his many fields of expertise |
| The Group with Jim passed out on the weight bench in the background |
| What's missing from this section? Oh yeah, a picture of me! |