Words of Chaos
This page is dedicated to the chaos of words and to the ones responsible for the chaotic ramblings found within; Bill, Josh, Kieth, Mike, Jason, and Maggie. We hope someday to pull Rick into the chaotic side of the force, where he may  learn the way of the anomaly. The creation of these chaotic phrases was done by taking three completely unrelated words and putting them together. You are more than welcome to give it a try yourself and leave a sample in my guestbook. If you don't think these phrases are funny, try back at 3am.
HYDRATED OCTOPUS MOUNTAINS

STYROFOAM PRETZEL MAPS

BARBED CAT CHIMES

MUTILATED MUSTARD HOLSTERS

MARMALADE GIRAFFE SLIPPERS

SODOMIZED LETTUCE RUBBERBANDS

MENSTRATING SAURKRAUT BIFOCALS

CRYOGENIC HAMSTER MANTELS

SCHIZOFRANIC SALAD SPIKES

GRAVIMETRIC LICORICE SHIRTS

SAVAGE PINAPPLE LAMPS

SYMBIOTIC DONUT CACKS

FROZEN PIRANHA CAPE

EAR PUDDING MISSILES

POLYESTER DINOSAUR SANDWICHES

PUMPERNICKEL CARPET PLUNGERS

SUBMERSIBLE DIAPHRAM CAMERAS

SATURATED PENGUIN STAPLES

RECHARGABLE NICKLE BROOMS

CALAPSIBLE FIRE CARTOONS

MEDITATING ELECTRIC CATAPILLERS

MECHANICAL TULIP MONKEYS

HALITOSIS FOOT GUMMIES

REGURGITATED SHADOW MUMMIES

BIONIC CATAPULT SANDALS

SYMPHONIC ASSASSIN STAVES

HAZARDOUS MUSTARD STARS

HIGHLANDING CATTLE SHAVERS

COMPUTERIZED UNDERWEAR BISCUITS

MECHANICAL LIGHTER TOKENS

HYPNOTIC WEASEL WINDOWS

ORGANIZED BUTTER MISSILES

OFF-CENTER KALIEDOSCOPE APRONS

ORIGAMI VACUUM SANDWICHES

PASTEURIZED VENOM PENCILS

CULINARY MUSCLE LADDERS

PICKLED KARATE COUNTERS

SULPHUROUS PEPPERONI MAGNETS

UNDERWATER BLANKET HAMMERS

LUMINESCENT FINGER SHOVELS

VAPOROUS ROOSTER OPERAS

VAMPIRIC NOODLE KNIVES

CASKET SEWER HANDLES

GALVANIZED LEATHER SEAGULLS

AUTOMATIC UMBRELLA WHISTLES

AUTOMATED AXE BANANAS

LAMENATED ICE-CREAM FOLDERS

PHEUMATIC PUMPKIN SADDLES

SQUEALING TOAST LAUNCHERS

PHORTON SNOT ROCKETS

JELLO KOALA CANES

LAVA PUDDING TOWELS

FREON CABBAGE TOASTERS

SCALY FORK COUCHES
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