Farf: I was watching TV and they have MARSHMELLO Fruit Loops! Isn't that...like....SO COOL! (Still being ignored)
Brad: I HATE NAGI!!! I NEED CHOCOLATE!!!
Brad runs away sobbing.
Brad: (Run) OW cramp (Run) Cramp...
Schu: O.o
Nagi: (Runs out of his room, sobbing his head off)
Farf: Nagi???
Nagi: On LIfetime!! (Sob) The poor woman...she was (Sob) attacked!
Farf: Curse those Made-For-Tv movies. (Shakes fist angrily in the air)
Nagi: I need Rocky Road!!! (Sob)
Farf: I can make you a bowl when I get my Fruit Loops!! (Smiles)
Nagi: BOWL?! I MUST EAT THE WHOLE THING!!! (Runs away crying)
Schu: (Still looking at himself in the mirror) I'm BLOATED!
Farf: You look the same to me.
Schu: I HATE YOU. I look so fat! Look at this!!!!! (Points to the centimeter of flab on his waist) I'll never be a Victoria Secret's model. My whole future is ruined!!! (Breaks down) I'm so confused!!!
Farf: (Thinking) Well...you could...um...binge eat....or listen to sad music...or something...
Schu: (Looks at him) You just want me to get even FATTER!
Farf: (Zones out) Where are my Fruit Loops?
Schu: I HATE YOU!! (Runs away)
Poor little Farf is alone in the room by himself.
Brad: MIDOL!!! (Crawls in in pain) MUST....HAVE....MIDOL! (Collapses on the floor)
Nagi: (Walks in carrying a whole lot of junk food and chocolate) I hate my body...I'm getting a boob job!
Schu: (Sobbing) I'm so FAT.....
Farf: (Smiles) This must be that thingie that Geist always complains about....er ...um....MWS...PMS!!
Schu: (Growl)
Farf: Well I feel fine...
All eyes look at him with pure hate.
Farf: Heh heh...Oh boy...

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