Note

Here is where Ill put up VERY spontainous stuff to try and amuse you guys everynow and then! Now, I havent read this is quite awhile, so I hope it doesnt contain anything offending, but if it does mail me about it, and I will try and fix it!<

Ways to annoy people in movie theater

1. Watch the movie, go a second time to see it, and this time just when the movie is starting, yell out the ending just as it's starting.

2. Start a jujubeee fight with your neighbor.

3. Every time one of the characters says the word "it" burst out into applause, standing ovation and all.

4. Bring a copy of the script and read every line at the same time the characters say them.

5. Sit next to a stranger and eat their popcorn.

6. Take a laser pointer out, and point it at the screen.

7. Start yelling "focus!" even if the picture is perfectly clear.

8. Have one of those phones with the walkie-talkie feature, and talk all through the movie while your phone keeps making that annoying "beep!" sound.

9. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

10. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

11. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

12. Wear a huge tophat and then sit in front of a little kid so that he can't see.

13. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

14. Bring a beach ball to toss around.

15. Before the movie starts, get up in the front of the theater and start giving a speech on why you shold be elected class president.

16. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

17. Start a wave.

18. Start laughing at the "touching" and "emotional" scenes.

19. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

20. Wear 3-d glasses to a non-3-d movie.

21. Impersonate a ticket checker, and then accuse people of showing you false tickets. Kick them out.

22. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

23. Bring a portable dvd player and watch that instead of the movie.

24. Sit in the middle of a row, and keep making people move because you have to go to the bathroom.

25. Put reserved signs on every seat except the one you're sitting in.

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