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Here is where Ill put up VERY spontainous stuff to try and amuse you guys everynow and then! Now, I havent read this is quite awhile, so I hope it doesnt contain anything offending, but if it does mail me about it, and I will try and fix it!<

Ways to annoy people in a public bathroom

1. Dress up as lifeguard, and then tell everyone that enters the bathroom that you have to accompany them into the stall to make sure that they don't fall in.

2. Melt some chocolate and smear it on the floor by a stall, and then apologize to everyone who sees it, saying "I couldn't quite make it"

3. While in your stall, shriek "WOW! I didn't even know that was possible"

4. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"

5. Start doing your laundry in the sinks.

6. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

7. If you're in the woman's room, when a lady walks in give her a strange look, and tell her that she's in the wrong bathroom. When she tells you that she is in fact a woman, act amazed and ask who her doctor was for the operation.

8. Bring finger puppets, and then perform a show for your neighbor by sticking your hand under the stall wall.

9. Keep pumping soap out of the dispensor so that the whole floor is slippery. Laugh at people when they fall.

10. Make business cards for the bathroom, and hand them out to everyone who enters.

11. Remove all of the toilet paper rolls, and demand that people who would like to rent one pay you five dollars.

12. Hide in a stall with the door halfway closed, and when someone tries to walk in yell "Boo!"

13. If someone is in front of you in line, when it's their turn whatever stall they're headed for tell them that it's out of order, and then take that stall yourself when they back away.

14. If you're a girl, go into the men's bathroom. When they start looking at you, tell them that they aren't allowed in the women's bathroom even if they are all gay.

15. Go up to the sign that says 'All employees must wash their hands', shrug, say "Oh, well" and then walk off.

16. Hand people little paper cups and tell them that you will need urine samples for the checkup.

17. Run into a stall, slam the door, and then yell "Beam me up, Scottie!"

18. Enter the stall, undress and then re-dress up as Superman. Leap out of the stall, and vengefully vow to stop Lex Luthor's evil plot.

19. Have a seizure, making sure that you bang against the stall walls really hard.

20. Teepee the bathroom.

21. Write random phone numbers all over the mirrors with lipstick so that you can't see yourself anymore, and surround them all with little hearts.

22. Start a game of marbles on the bathroom floor, and try to get people to join in.

23. Open a small perfume stand by the sinks, and spray everyone who walks by.

24. Stand in front of the entrance to the bathroom, and act like a bouncer, asking anyone who tries to get in if they're on the list.

25. Get a bunch of friends together, and start a rave.

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