WATCH YOUR FRENCH
When my mum tipped a panful
Of red hot fat over her foot,
She did quite a little chat and
I wouldn’t tell you what she said,
But it wasn’t "Fancy that, I must be more
Careful
With this red hot scalding fat"
When my dad fell over and landed
Splat with a tray full of drink, he had
Tripped over the cat. And I wouldn’t tell
You what he said but it wasn’t
"Fancy that, I must be far more
careful and step around our
splendid cat!"
When Uncle Joe brought me a cowboy
Hat back from the States,
The dog stamped it flat,
And I wouldn’t tell you what I said
But mum and dad yelled "Stop that,
Where did you learn that
Appalling Language!"
