Scene 3: Back at the Rough Riders Headquarters.

Narrator: "While Mylo is off searching for his allies in the coming battle to embarrass Steelwolf, we find Steelwolf training his Calvary to the best of their efficiency."

Steelwolf: "Now remember, BEFORE you mount your horse remember to place a comfortable pillow on the saddle so you will be comfortable in the saddle. And if you can get a heat blanket too, well then you will be warm and fuzzy as you ride and destroy the Kender horde."

Narrator: **You see the members of the Rough Riders placing comfortable pillows on their horses. All except for Phoenix who appears to be having a little problem with his choice of comfort.**

Phoenix: "Arggg. Stay still damn you horse. This pillow won’t stay on you."
Steelwolf: "What are you doing Phoenix? That is NOT a pillow, that is a bean bag chain. That is too big to fit on a horse."
Phoenix: "But Steelwolf, it feels so nice and comfy to sit in."

Narrator: "Steelwolf and Phoenix get into a discussion of the pros and cons between a pillow and a bean bag. The rest of the members of the Rough Riders hope this story will end soon as none of them are being named. Well Saxe will later, but we have not reached that point yet."

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Scene 4: Mylo the Kender is having strenuous negotiations with his new found allies.

Mylo the Kender: "Now as you can see here, section 4, paragraph 9, subset 23, it clearly states that after the overthrow of Steelwolf, I shall grant you all rights and privileges for the name in question. You shall have total control over all uses of said word. However I shall receive a small stipend of 40% of all profits incurred in the use of said word."
Rhidum: "What about all the oats and hay we can eat Gulliver Mylo?"
Silver: "Aye Yahoo, we want to be well constipated for our work, and oats will do the trick nicely."
Mylo: "Well if you can whinim one for the Gipper Mylo then I will see what I can do. Now if we can go to the next section of this contract which discusses fixing certain races…"
Narrator: "Mylo the Kender uses his knowledge of the law to iron out the agreement between his new found allies and the Kender Nation. Who are these allies? Did you get the clues that were obviously shown here? If not, you will soon see who they are? If you did, then do not spoil it for the stupid people out there by telling them."

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Scene 5: The final battle, or DAMN this story is too long to post, you had better rap this up quick if you want to get anything done at work today you silly kender.

Narrator: **You see a nice, ordered group of Rough Riders, led by the one who is about to be royally defeated by Mylo the Kender, Steelwolf. Each rough rider is on their favorite horse and are prepared to utterly destroy the Paragon of Virtue, Mylo the Kender.

After a few moments pause to increase the drama for the upcoming battle, Mylo the Kender appears before Steelwolf.
Off to the right you can see an innocent group of horses moving in random directions, slowly toward the Rough Riders.

Narrator: "What is this? Has Mylo failed to gain support for his movement to HUMILIATE STEELWOLF and lay claim to the Rough Riders? Well Steelwolf do the honorable thing and fight the great one, one on one? Will I get to keep my job once this story is over? Who knows…….."

Steelwolf: "So little kender. You have come alone without the mighty kender horde to do battle against me. We you little fool, I shall destroy you where you stand. Nobody pretends to be the King of the Rough Riders and gets away with it. Prepare to DIE! Rough Riders, C H A R G EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Narrator: **At the appointed signal the Rough Riders, led by Steelwolf charge at Mylo the Kender. The odds certainly seem to be against Mylo don’t they? The entire RR guild against one small kender with only a hoopak and a harp. Hmmmmm, does not look good for my boss.**

Mylo the Kender, calmly waits as the mighty Rough Riders approach him. However, just before they do, he begins a delightful little melody on his harp.
Mylo: "Oh my friends the Whinim, it is time to play. Teach these silly fools the folly of their ways. Come one, come all my Houyhnhnms, its time to have some fun with him."

Narrator: **At the appointed signal, you see the horses that have been just walking around gallop quickly in front of Mylo and form a protective circle around him.**

Steelwolf: "What manner of magic is this? Mere horses threaten us? Bah, we are the tamers of horses, we ride like the wind, while on our face is a grin."
Rhidum: "niine ininn nni nienne nee neen inne nee nanananananan na na na na hey hey goodbye."

Narrator: **You see each horse surrounding Mylo pick up this chant and direct it to the horses that the Rough Riders are sitting comfortably on. Well most of them are comfortable, Phoenix was forced to leave his bean bag chair behind so he has many saddle sores.**

Narrator: **The horses under the rough riders go into a frenzy and kick off each member of the Rough Riders from their perch while saying in perfect common, "--- has decided he is better off without you."**

Narrator: **After ditching their human cargo, the now horde of horses trample each of the Rough Riders into a pile of goo on the floor. You can see many ghosts yelling, "ooOOooOOooo"

A wandering healer: "Hahahahahahahahahah. Oh man, that was the funniest thing I have ever seen. You dolts got killed by a bunch of horses. Ahahahahahahahaha, you are too silly to play this game. Go back to quake where you can die a lot quicker. Ahahahahahahahahaha."
Laughing continuously, the wandering healer restores the humiliated Steelwolf and his fellows back to life. Too slow however to recover their lost possessions as Mylo has already help himself to what was on their corpses.
Mylo: "AHAHAHA! I told you Steelwolf that you were no match for me. Now I think you had better recognize ME as the King of the Rough Riders before my Whinim friends here decide to "walk on the wild side" again!"
Steelwolf: **Drops to one knee and begs forgiveness from the mighty Mylo the Kender.**
Steelwolf: "Mylo, you have once again proven that I am no match for your brilliant military strategy. I beg of you to lead the Rough Riders as only you can bring us to glory."
Saxe: "I told you how wonderful the great Mylo the Kender is! All HAIL MYLO the KENDER! The KING of the Rough Riders!!!!"

Narrator: **All the Rough Riders, humiliated, wearing only death robes hail their new king.**

Peppermint: "Oh Mylo, you are my hero! I like you so much better than that silly Peccah Lust." **Kisses Mylo**
Mylo: "Its GOOD to be the King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rhidum: "Excuse me Mylo, but you have to keep your end of the bargain now. Now that we helped you my little Yahoo, we get full copyright of the word Yahoo."
Mylo: "Of course you do. That was the deal. As the King of the Cosmos, as well as the King of the Rough Riders I now proclaim that the Whinim own full rights to the word Yahoo. They did think of it first when they met that hummie called Gulliver after all so it is only fair."
Rhidum: "Great, now we can REALLY make some cash suing the makers of YAHOO for stealing our idea. That is OUR search engine. Have you YAHOOOED today?"

Narrator: " The Whinim ride off toward the land known as Earth and the financial windfall that they shall soon earn. YAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"