Reasons You Know You Are In the S.H.A Chorus

1. Meghan Skinner knows not only where you live, but your phone number as well.

2. Meghan Skinner has threatened you with using the aforementioned things to stalk you and your parents because you have not yet paid your dues.

3. When you walk into a room you either
A. here a song, recognize it, and begin singing along or
B. Begin singing a song only to find yourself to be joined by at least one other person.
C. In perfect harmony.

4. "May-yay-ah" means something to you.

5. You've received a speech from Beth about
A. Not talking backstage
B. Being animated
C. Being serious

6. You have learned to speak like a "British person"

7. You are or you know someone who proudly declares herself a Sop 1.5

8. You still have nightmares about stiff red skirts, "blubbing" with the wrong section, falling off the risers, or knocking into a microphone.

9. You spend more time in the music room than you do at home.

10. Warm-ups have offered you
A. A full-blown workout
B. Embarrassing "Now I know who's skirt is short comment"
C. New pens, extra money, or the lack of either items as a result of reaching to your toes
D. A chance to have fantasies about reaching/ grabbing for your boyfriend, desired boyfriend, or favorite male celebrity.

Created by Liz Burmester with help from Meghan DeHay